Girls quotes

Hannah Horvath

[to her parents] I don't want to freak you out, but I think that I may be the voice of my generation. Or at least, a voice of a generation.

Hannah

Didn't you say that texting was the lowest form of communication on the pillar of chat?

The totem of chat. No, the lowest, that would be Facebook, following by gchat, then texting, then email, then phone. Face to face is of course ideal, but it's not of this time.

Hannah

I have a very bad fear of AIDS.

Have you known someone with AIDS?

Hannah

It's more of a Forrest Gump based fear. That's what Robin Wright Penn's character died of.

Marnie

I was just thinking, I've been sexually irresponsible enough in my life thus far that I should have gotten pregnant by now and I never have. Like, I get my period at the same time, on the same day, of every monthly cycle, my entire life, like it's never strayed from that.

Hannah

Then you're really lucky. I never know when I'm going to get my period and it's always a surprise and that's why all my underwear are covered in weird stains.

Hannah

I'm just worried that if we see each other we're going to end up having sex.

Shoshanna

Well, like, that's OK because you both already have HPV.

Hannah

God, that's a really good point.

Elijah

I'm my authentic self. I am being my authentic self.

Hannah

If you had been this gay in college, I would have known because I have two eyeballs, two ears..."

Elijah

You might want to take some steps back through your other boyfriends, and not for nothing, maybe take a look at your dad.

Hannah

You didn't just...?

Elijah

I did.

Hannah

In what way does my father read gay to you?

Elijah

Ah, well, he has a stud in his ear.

Hannah

He got it on a trip he took with his male friends... I heard what that sounded like, I know what that sounded like. You know what I'm going to do from now on, ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.

Elijah

Good luck with that.

Hannah

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I'm the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.

Shoshanna

I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.

Jessa

You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.

Hannah

Okay I don't wanna split hairs here, but it's not a journal, it's a notebook. It's notes for a book.

Ray

I don't like it when you assfucked my best friend in the heart.

Marnie

What are you like in love with him?

Ray

More than you are!

Hannah Horvath

[to herself] You are from New York, therefore you are just naturally interesting. Okay? It is not up to you to fill all of the pauses. You are not in danger of mortifying yourself. The worst stuff that you say, sounds better than the best stuff that some other people say.

Hannah

Why is everyone struggling in New York? Why don't we all just move here and start the revolution?

Jessa

[to Shoshanna] Are you alright?

Shoshanna

I think so, I'm really, really high, like out of my mind high, I smoked some pot in line to the bathroom which is so dirty - do not go in there unless it's an emerg - with these guys in line to the bathroom and they gave me some pot out of a pipe - but it was this stem - it was stem, it was a stem.

Ray

[to Jessa] I don't think she's high on marijuana. [to Shoshanna] Was it a crack stem?

Shoshanna

No.

Ray

Did you smoke crack? Little white rocks?

Shoshanna

No! It was a glass cigarette and I'm high and my ears feel like popping, do you ears feel like popping?

Jessa Johansson

Look at me - you smoked crack. You smoked some crack.

Shoshanna

[pause] Oh my God, don't tell my mom. Don't even tell me. I matriculated from NYU and I just smoked crack, what's going to happen?

Jessa

You're going to be fine. crack can be really fun, under the right circumstances, and it only lasts a little while and I'll take care of you. I will be your crack spirit guide.