Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure quotes

Mother Gothel

Hello, Rapunzel. Did you think I was gone forever? What's the matter, Dear? Aren't you happy to see your mummy? And look! Your hair has returned! Isn't it wonderful? Come now, dear. Let's get back to your tower, where you will be safe and secure. RAPUNZEL!!

Queen Arianna

Fred, you haven't touched your food.

I touched it. Look, I moved my eggs from there to here.

Queen Arianna

It's been nearly a week. Just talk to her.

You remember my last conversation with Rapunzel didn't go exactly as I had hoped?

Queen Arianna

Fred, you confined Rapunzel to the walls of Corona under martial law. If that's a daddy-daughter conversation, I'd hate to see what a talking-too is.

Princess Rapunzel

Come on, Cass! Those dreams are trying to tell me something! Ever since that night-

Cassandra

Shh. Raps, I told you: We can't tell anyone about that night.

Princess Rapunzel

Um, I think the secret's pretty much out.

Cassandra

Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows the hair's back but if anyone knew I was the one who took you outside when it happened, I'd be sent to a convent. Literally, a convent.

Princess Rapunzel

"Oh, please. Just Rapunzel. I need to ask you about my hair."

Varian

Ah, yes. So, fantastical stories about your hair returning have spread throughout Corona. Some say it's magic but, personally, I don't believe that. Now as you probably guessed, I am a man of science. Not magic. Specifically, al.

Cassandra

Alchemy. We know. Now listen here, kid! We need your help. But let me make something clear. Whatever happens here stays here! You got it!?

Varian

Now, let's see exactly what this hair is made of.

Varian

Yes- I mean no! Ow.

Huh. That used to work.

Varian

Well, silver lining. We sure acquired some mystery about your hair: It no longer possesses its legendary healing power.

Eugene

What the hair!?

Rapunzel

Okay. The truth? Remember when I said I woke up with long hair? Well, I didn't. Cassandra snuck me out.

Eugene

Ha! I knew it! She is gonna be in so much trouble!

Rapunzel

She showed me these black rocks that began to glow. I know it's strange, but I think they're what made my hair grow back.

Eugene

Black rocks that glow? Okay, we're back to weird.

Rapunzel

And when I touched the rocks, they started chasing us.

Eugene

Rocks chasing you? Okay, we're back to weird.

Rapunzel

And when we got far enough away from them, they stopped growing.

Eugene

You don't know what "boo" means, do you?

Princess Rapunzel

Of course I do! It's a cheer like "hooray" or "yea", right? No? Then what does "boo" mean?

Cassandra

It means someone hates you.

Princess Rapunzel

Why wouldn't someone like me? What could I have done to this person?

Eugene

"Rapunzel, who cares? Not everyone has to like you. Its part of life."

Cassandra

"Eugene's right. I someone couldn't like you for any number of reasons. Like you have a stupid goatee that makes you look ridiculous."

Eugene

"Uh, Cass, it's hard to take your insults seriously when you're holding that thing."

Monty

"Your Majesty, you went through all of this just to win my favor?"

Princess Rapunzel

"I know, I know. It's a little crazy, but just had to know why you booed me."

Monty

"Fine. You wanna know why I booed?"

Princess Rapunzel

'uh huh, uh huh!"

Monty

"The seal."

Princess Rapunzel

"Wait, the Goodwill seal?"

Monty

"Yes, the Goodwill seal! You redesigned a perfectly good seal."

Princess Rapunzel

"I'm sorry?"

Monty

"Since you've returned, everything's changed. I mean, come on! A royal in bare feet? Pug Thugs in the castle? The list goes no. It's like you and your free spirit have a total disregard for tradition!! And then I realized that, well, maybe that spirit and to-heck-with-it attitude aren't so bad after all. I mean, you did inspire me to achieve my life's dream."

Princess Rapunzel

"See? I told you that-"

Monty

"But then, you put on this deceitful charade and made a complete fool of me!!"

Princess Rapunzel

"Wait, so are we friends again?"

Monty

"Of course not! And we never will be because I don't like you. Not everyone has to like everyone, Your Majesty."

Princess Rapunzel

"You know what? Now that I'm thinking of it, I don't think I like you so much either. No, wait, wait! I know I don't like you. Not friends?"

Monty

"Not friends."

Cassandra

Listen, Raps, if you trying to find your defining activity, don't listen to this dud whose whole work history is being a two-bit hood.

Eugene

Two bit hood!? Hold the pastry! I'll have you know Cassandra, Flynn Rider was a legend.

Cassandra

Keyword being "was." And what is it you do now?

Eugene

I uh, I do many...things. You know, important things, things so important you wouldn't even understand 'em. Sometimes I don't even understand 'em. Tell her, Blondie.

Rapunzel

Hmm. What?

Rapunzel

You're gonna become a royal guard?

Eugene

It makes total sense, right? I try to have a normal job but I have trouble with authority! Being a guard I am the authority.

Ten fingers.

Stan

Captain, that means Eugene was-

Don't you dare finish that sentence! Now go!

Cassandra

Fitzherbert! (Rapunzel gasps)

Rapunzel

(sighs) not again. (Pascal also had enough of Eugene and Cassandra's argument)

Eugene

I don't know what you're so upset about! Oh, wait, know was the wrong choice of words. (Rapunzel sees her painting and holds it then tosses it on the other paintings and walks to the hall while being annoyed) I meant, I don't care what you're so upset about.

Rapunzel

(sighs deeply) Hey, guys! Everything okay? I couldn't help but overhear a--

Cassandra

Not only did you take my halberd without asking, you got your disgusting hair all over it!

Eugene

How dare you! First of all, I did not touch your halberd. Second of all, what is a halberd? (Cssandra shows it to him) Oh! Oh, a halberd. Okay, fine, you got me, but check out this shave. Smooth as a baby's bottom.

Cassandra

Try a monkey's.

Rapunzel

Okay. Okay. (tells Cassandra and Eugene when walking between them) Everyone, let's take a deep, calming, cleansing breath. (inhales, exhales)

Eugene

To be fair, I asked several times if I could use that thing.

Cassandra

And I said "no" every time.

Eugene

Which shouldn't matter, because we both know I don't listen to you.

Rapunzel

Guys, come on. This is ridiculous. (tells Cassandra and Eugene)

Cassandra

Eugene, a halberd should only be handled by a skilled warrior.

Eugene

Hello! Skilled warrior! (referring to himself) (grabs Cassandra's halberd from her and show her that she is wrong about him being a pro) You forgot Flynn Rider has handled plenty of weapons. (King Frederic's favorite vase shatters) Oh. (sees that he shattered it)

Cassandra

Ha! Way to go, Eugene. (Rapunzel sees her dad's favorite vase is shattered on the floor)

Eugene

That-- that's a faulty halberd right there. (points to it) (Rapunzel runs to her dad's favorite vase that is shattered by Eugene)

Rapunzel

Let's not panic! I mean, it is-- was my dad's favorite, irreplaceable, one of a kind, most favorite vase, but--

Cassandra

Hey, I have an idea, Eugene. Why not just steal him another one? Oh! Oh, wait, wait. You can't! This is a one of a kind vase.

Eugene

(chuckles) Of course you would pronounce it "vahz", Cassandra.

Cassandra

Yeah, yeah, "vayce," "vahz." Either way, it'll be the first the king sees when he sits down for dinner tonight, or doesn't see.

Eugene

You just love making me look like an idiot in front of the king, don't ya?

Cassandra

Nope, you do a perfect job of that all on your own. (Rapunzel sighs and walks back to her bedroom)

Eugene

Thank you. Wait a minute!

Rapunzel

I can't take it anymore, Pascal. (tells him and he squeaks) I mean, why can't Cass and Eugene just get along? They're both caring, supportive, very considerable people... who somehow got us to clean up their mess. (Pascal squeaks) I bet they would be great friends if they just stopped fighting long enough to spend some quality time together. (Pascal grumbles) (Rapunzel gasps) Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! That's it! That's it! (has an idea) I will make them spend time together. Come on. (Pascal squeaks) (picks up her pet while she drops the broom to the floor then leaves)

Cassandra

What's this? (sees the note) (Pascal turns around and chirps then leaves) (walks to the note and picks it up then opens it and smiles)