Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!
Suicide? To tell you the truth, I disapprove of suicide more than anything.
So did I work off the doughnuts and the ten double dollars?
All S1
Characters
VashMasaya Onosaka · 31 quotes
WWolfwood12 quotes
MillySatsuki Yukino · 5 quotes
KKnives3 quotes
MerylHiromi Tsuru · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Vash & Wolfwood (7), Vash & Meryl (3), Wolfwood & Milly (3)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M LIKE A SITTING DUCK OVER HERE! I'M DEFENSELESS!
(bandit fires towards the voice but Vash grabs his gun, fires a smiley-face in a rock and holds him at gunpoint)
BBandit
Oh, shit!
Now, stand real still! You wouldn't want this gun to go off, would you?
BBandit
I FOUND HIM! HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE, BOSS!
Uh, would you mind lowering your gun like a good boy?
BBandit
Forget it!
You don't like pain, do you?
BBandit
I'm used to it!
Well, I'll feel sorry for your wife and kids, you'll make 'em cry...
BBandit
I ain't got no kids and most women find me pretty offensive so I'm single!
Sound like a pretty lonely life.
BBandit
I'm telling you... (turns around) ... you have to die! It would sure make us all very happy if you do!
(smiles) Sorry, I don't do requests!
BLBandit Leader
Our fate is being partners. The only possible way he can be happy is when I'm happy!
(sarcastic) That's just beautiful!
And I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark. Especially if it's the heart of a beautiful lady. BANG! ~Vash
Ooo scaaary. Later!
Thanks a lot, dream wrecker
*snort* SCARRRRYYYYYYYY!
Ahh, I was so sure it would work out this time. She was such a cutie, but I guess there's no way it could have worked; I don't want to get arrested, and this one will probably be blamed on me too... Ahh.
(Slurred) Nightpatrol? Wow thats really great aren't these girls wonderful?
Look do you see that little girl, her mother promised to buy her something with her money that used to be in that bank.
FFrank
you know her?
Nah I just made it up.
FFrank
Whatdya plan to do with that gun?
I intend to use it create equality and peace throughout the world!
(pointing gun at paid thug) You know what friend? Did anybody ever tell you that you lack compassion?
BBandit
What's the matter? Just shoot the guy!!
(lowers gun) ...Rem...
Milly: I'm really glad that you didn't shoot him.
This world is made of.... Love and Peace!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm like a hunter of Peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that
Mama, why does this keep happening to me? I haven't done anything wrong but I'm always in trouble and everybody's always picks on me, whado I do Mamaaaaa? [Notices he's been crying on boxers] AHH!!! (In the English dub, he says Why am I crying in French?!)
Stop there. I don't like sleeping with men, especially ugly ones. Would you please be good enough to go now?...Hey, he actually did what I asked him.
[Talking about Milly and Meryl's sense of perception that he's actually buying for two.]
Geez, those girls are pretty sharp. The big one [Milly] is exceptionally scary. My only salvation is she doesn't know how sharp she is.
Ah, man! Why can't I just get a break?! Death and poverty like me so much, they brought FRIENDS! On yeah, and then the insurance girls! It never ends! ...ow.
[While headbutting Kite to snap him out of being a crybaby]
WHAT (thud) ARE (thud) YOU (thud) GET- (thud) ING (thud) ALL (thud) SENTI- (thud) MENTAL (thud) ON (thud) ME (thud) FOR (thud) YOU (thud) LITTLE (thud) SQUIRT?! ...Feeling better now?
What a haul! Now we got some guns to play with!
Well, I guess it is kind of a stupid approach, isn't it? I know that...you're right, it's true. It is very sloppy of me. But you know what? I made a promise. If I put out even one flame of life, it would make her sad.
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