Yu-Gi-Oh! GX quotes

Bastion

Hey, wait. If I'm second best, who's first?

Yours truly.

All right, teach! Get your game on!

Yes, yes, very good... [Under breath] Don't tell me what to do!

Here, why don't you take this? Something tells me it belongs with you.

Sorry to interrupt, but one last applicant has arrived to take his exam, Mr. Crowler.

Did you just call me "Mister"?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm new here, Misses-

I'm a Ph.D in dueling, I've earned the title Doctor! Thank you!

Hey, you in red too?

Bastion

Well now, let's see here. Yellow sleeves, yellow buttons... I don't think so.

Oh, I get it. So that's why Sy and I are in red.

Bastion

Please don't tell me that you just figured that out now.

So what? Ever think I'm colorblind?

Syrus

I even have the note right here! Look, see?

Alexis

Syrus, my name's not even spelled right there.

Sorry Syrus, but I think someone is yanking your chain here.

Syrus

So then you don't love me?

Hey, wait a second, this note is made out to Jaden Yuki!

Syrus

What? Jaden? But- [Looks at note] Aww, so I can't even get a fake love letter?

Well, well, well, a Slifer vs an Obelisk. Put him in his place, Alexis.

Alexis

Ready?

Oh, yeah.

Duel!

Get your game on, Alexis!

Syrus

Here we go.

Alexis

Alright… [ales the first move] Let's see. Etoile Cyber, rise! And I'm also going to place one card face-down.

Time to throw down! First... [draws] Yes. I'll summon the Elemental Hero Sparkman! And now, I'll have him attack your Etoile Cyber with, Static Shockwave!

Alexis

Hold it right there! I activate the trap card Doble Passe! [gets hit by Sparkman's powers]

Huh?

Alexis

Doble Passe changes your monster's attack to a direct attack on me. And now, my monster that you were about to attack, gets to wage a direct attack on you!

Great.

Alexis

Oh, and when Etoile Cyber attacks someone directly, her attack points increase by 600.

Alexis

I play, Blade Skater! And, I activate the spell card, Polymerization, to fuse Etoile Cyber and Blade Skater together to summon Cyber Blader! Now, Cyber Blader attack Sparkman with Whirlwind Rage!

Guards! Guards! Guards!

Running out of Cards already?!

Hey, I always plan on passing, it just doesn't always work out that way.

Cards? What Cards? Oh, do you mean these Cards?

I mean, you could look at it as being lost. Or you could just say we found a couple of places where it's not.

Oh, come on now, red contacts? You really went overboard setting up for this, huh?

[as his monsters are destroyed by Jaden's Mirror Force trap card] How dare you?!

How? 'Cause I'm daring, I guess.

Well, let's see how daring you are after this! I'm using Desrook Archfiend's special effect. It allows me to resurrect Terrorking Archfiend by sending this card to the graveyard. Say hello to a not-so-old friend.

Him again?

And now I activate the effect of the field spell card, Pandemonium! [cackles] It's powerful magic allows me to draw a new Archfiend if one of my Archfiend monsters is ever sent to the graveyard. Of course, this new Archfiend can't be as powerful, but then, my Terrorking Archfiend is packing more than enough power as it is! Now let's try this again. Locust Storm Barrage!

[after Titan's Skull Archfiend of Lightning destroys his Dark Catapulter] Whoa! You're really pulling out all the stunts now, aren't ya?

I now place one card facedown and summon the Desrook Archfiend in attack mode to end my turn.

Alexis

You know, Chumley, you're pretty good with words of encouragement.

Chumley

Huh? Well I've got all kinds of books on self-motivation. For some reason my dad keeps gettin' 'em for me.

Lousy Dr. Crowler! Where does it say that those duel request forms need to be filled out in triplicate? And with a number eight pencil?!