A true luchador knows the only thing to fear is fear itself. Oh, and bullies.
Characters
Rikochet36 quotes
The FleaCandi Milo · 30 quotes
Buena GirlKimberly Brooks · 29 quotes
Headmistress5 quotes
MMMama Manaica3 quotes
Most scenes together: The Flea & Buena Girl (20), Rikochet & The Flea (19), Rikochet & Buena Girl (16)
S1Back to School
S1Weight Gaining
Hmm. Rikochet, you're only a dishonorable 300 pounds instead of 650! You should be ashamed! All our hard work for nada.
Wait, The Flea has the answer. The Flea's parents are having an all-you-can-eat buffet at The Flea's family restaurant. Rikochet can eat The Flea's family out of house and hold.
Prepare to meet your destiny!
S1How Rikochet Got His Move Back
A true luchador's signature move cannot be taught. It comes from deep within, like gas.
S1Heart of Lucha
A true luchador knows that good or bad isn't something you are, but a choice you make. Like flour or corn tortilla.
S1Woulda Coulda Hasbeena
A true luchador knows that today is the only yesterday of tomorrow, whereas tomorrow is the today of tomorrow.
S1The Anger of Cindy Slam
A true luchador knows that some people are only happy when they're angry, but if being angry makes them happy, won't that make them mad or something?
S1The Fantastic Backpack
You're late. I had to wait with The Flea.
Yeah?! Well, The Flea had to wait with The Flea, too, and The Flea is not too happy about that, either. It is always the same. The Flea is always there. The Flea wears my clothes. The Flea sleeps in my bed. The Flea thought to get a moment alone, but NO!!! The Flea is right there, right beside The Flea!
S1The Naked and the Masked
[walking sadly down the street] If anybody sees me without my mask, I'll be kicked out of school! I'll disgrace my friends, my family, the entire tradition of masked wrestling! I can't let that happen! [walks up to The Flea's house] I need someone who's good enough to be my friend, but low enough to bend the rules. [pulls out a bush and hides in it] I need the cleanest, dirty wrestler there is. I need The Flea! [rings the doorbell]
[dashes over to the front door and opens it] The Flea already told you! The Flea family doesn't want any stinkin' cookies!
S1Curse of the Masked Toilet
FMr. Flea
Why is The Flea playing in the new Flea family toilet?
The Flea is not playing… this time. The toilet is cursed! Cursed, The Flea tells you!
FMrs. Flea
That's nice, dear Flea.
FMr. Flea
Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Flea have to go out, now.
FMrs. Flea
Flea, take care of Pulguita. Oh, and it has been three months. Tonight is shower night!
NO! Anything but that! Not… shower night!
S1The Mummy with the Golden Mask
The ancient Slamazonian people were an advanced masked wrestling society who disappeared thousands of years ago.
LLuchadores
[amazed] Ooh!
This is the legendary, golden mask of Voladora, the Queen of the Slamazons! She ruled with a beautiful man and a fist of iron… rather like myself. Until she was deposed and unmasked in a title 'bout atop a great pyramid by a beautiful, but headstrong young princess! Rather like myself.
The Slamazons? Sweet buena! My grandmother's part-Slamazonian. She told me all about them. These hieroglyphics say that Queen Voladora's last masked words were a vow of everlasting revenge. Under the greatest peril and the threat of certain doom, the Golden Mask must never be reunited with The Mummy.
Why not, man? It fits like a glove.
S1Bring Your Dad to Lucha Day
A true luchador knows the value of family. No matter where you when you call them, they've got to come pick you up.
S1Our Founder
A true luchador always consults The Code of Masked Wrestling, even though the print is small and there are no pictures or nothing.
S1Tooth or Dare
[looking through a photograph album with Rikochet and Flea] Oh, look, Rikochet. I had perfect teeth. Here's me with my buena baby teeth. Here's me and my buena teeth mask horseback riding. And look, here's me and my teeth at the 24-hour, no holds barred Baja-Luchathon... [sighs] Before I got braces.
Hmm. That reminds The Flea of something. Oh, yes, the dentist said The Flea has perfecto teeth. The Flea does not need braces.
Flea, I don't wanna hear about your perfect teeth. I... But The Flea's teeth aren't perfect. Wait a minute. My buena sense is tingling. It tells me that something's wrong. I don't need braces. El Evil Dentista of Doom must have lied about The Flea. And me! [almost falls off; groans angrily] IT'S NOT RIGHT! [trips and falls] I am so gonna turn that no-good, lying sack of dentures into the masked dental board!
Whoa! Hold your caballos there, Buena Girl. You just can't go to the mask dental board on a buena hunch. You're gonna need proof.
Then, I'm going to the evil dentist's office and get some! 'Cause I don't give up! 'Cause I'm Buena Girl! 'Cause I'm a masked wrestler! And last, but not least, I'm a... [gets shocked by Megawatt's electrical power]
The Flea thinks you are a freak of nature.
S1Mask Mitzvah
It's just an old bridge. It's no big deal. Besides, today, I'm a man. I'm ready for anything. I'm standing tall! [suddenly finds his path blocked by a three-headed beast] I… I…
SLSan Luis Rey Monster
None shall pass! This is our bridge. And we don't like anyone with only one head crossing it. Except for Masked Dog, of course. He's cool.
Ooh, I get it. This is all some test. Some part of my masked mitzvah.
S1The Flea's Fighting Fish
A true luchador always offers the hand of friendship, even to a stupid fish who can't even shake it.
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