CSI: Miami quotes

Megan

Nice thing about hair, it grows at an even rate, about a half-an-inch a month.

Gives us a nice time line.

Megan

Yeah, she'd been using antidepressants for the past year, Prozac and Zoloft. Six months ago, she smoked some pot.

And they say blondes have more fun.

What the hell is this?

That's a warrant to search the premises.

For what?

For items looted from an air-crash site. What'd you think, you were going to sell them on eBay?

Horatio

...But that's not what brought the plane down.

Eric

No... mmm... actually, the shoe hit the fan. I found a piece of leather in the N°2 engine.

Megan

Let me guess: red suede, $450 a pair, right?

Alexx

How are we doing on survivors?

Horatio

Not good. How many have you got in here?

Alexx

Four or five, depending on what pieces match.

Calleigh

Is it as bad as it looks?

Horatio

It's actually worse than it looks.

Horatio

No friction burn, right? Means no seat belt.

Eric

So he might be our shooter?

Horatio

Yes. The question then becomes: Why would you shoot your own pilot?

Horatio

Calleigh, the bullet?

Calleigh

There was no bullet.

Horatio

Well how did the pilot get shot?

Calleigh

He didn't.

Oh, I've heard of you, you're the, uh, Bullet Girl, right?

Calleigh

And what does that make you, Airplane Boy?

Okay, so we learned the black box is actually orange.

Horatio

We got the whole story here.

Horatio

I'm going where we're all going. Back to those 17 seconds.

Okay, so black boxes - understand that they're really orange.

Horatio

I didn't know they made body armour in triple extra large.

They also make jock straps in that size, but you wouldn't know anything about that, either!

Calleigh

He was probably taken unawares during Letterman.

Top ten ways to get your head blown off!

Calleigh

That smells good.

Eric

A little Café Cubano? (Grins) Puts some hair on your chest.

Calleigh

Don't you just say the sweetest things.