[narrating] In a bold move, the Big Boss decided that I, Bulletproof Vess, had to be replaced. Little did I know was that he planned to replace me... with myself!
Characters
BulletproofKen Ryan · 11 quotes
BerserkoPaul De La Rosa · 7 quotes
Big BossLen Carlson · 7 quotes
LongArmJohn Stocker · 7 quotes
Rock KrusherBrent Titcomb · 7 quotes
BullseyePeter Keleghan · 5 quotes
Dr. BadVibesRon Rubin · 5 quotes
MainframeMary Long · 4 quotes
Whitney MorganJeri Craden · 4 quotes
BBowser3 quotes
BMButtons Mc BoomBoom3 quotes
NightshadeJane Schoettle · 3 quotes
Turbo Tu-ToneDan Hennessey · 3 quotes
S1The Case of The Bulletproof Waldo
Welcome back, sir.
S1The Case of the Stuck-Up Blimp
[after stealing some tuxedoes] We'll be the best-dressed crooks in Empire City!
You're Baldwin P. Vess, leader of C.O.P.S. Codename: Bulletproof!
You're very well informed, young lady.
I'm a reporter. I have my sources.
I hope you don't think I'm a pest, but how about an exclusive interview?
Berserko: One more crack outta you, lady, and I'll give you an exclusive knuckle sandwich!
HHardtop
[Crusher is disguised as a waiter] Maybe you didn't understand. The lady wants to know what you're serving.
RCRock Crusher
Me? I ain't servin' nothin'! I'm out on parole, see?
HHardtop
Something's fishy around here, Chief. And it's not the caviar.
S1The Case of The Big Bad Boxoids
Hey! Watch what your doing!
Quit lying down on the job! We gotta scram before the CO.P.S. show up.
Too late, Berserko! Here comes a black and white!
Nice job, iron bottom. You've just cleared our escape route.
"Hurry up! (mahh) Hurry up, BadVibes! I've got big plans for these boxoids.
(mahh) I want it done in ten seconds!
[putting Turbo Tu-Tone in a full nelson hold] Your in the arms of the Law now, citizen. Don't move! Your under arrest!
Sundown: You ever tried talking to it?
FMFight Manager
Are you nuts? Old Bucket's just a machine.
SSundown
Well it works on horses.
No one beats Berserko because I cheat!
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