So Rory, what do you like most about James Bond?
Hmm...I like that he has a license to kill.
(hears car horn) Me too.
Characters
PaulJohn Ritter · 66 quotes
CateKatey Sagal · 58 quotes
BridgetKaley Cuoco · 53 quotes
KerryAmy Davidson · 43 quotes
RoryMartin Spanjers · 25 quotes
C.JRory Thost · 12 quotes
JimJames Garner · 7 quotes
KyleBilly Aaron Brown · 5 quotes
JeremyJonathan Taylor Thomas · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Paul & Cate (28), Bridget & Kerry (24), Paul & Bridget (16)
S1Pilot
(answering cell phone) Wassup my brotha from anotha motha?
[Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]
Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?
Must be casual sex day at school.
Hey, at least I get...
[Paul turns to Bridget]
...look good.
Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.
It's a thong.
It's floss.
I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?
Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.
Well, we're the thong generation.
Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. You're walking around with a wedgie.
S1Wall of Shame
BKBridget and Kerry
(both yelling at each other) I'm gonna kill you!!
Girls don't kill each other. (the girls still yell at each other; Paul waits a moment) At least I said it.
No, Dad, it was coral. I can't wear a coral. I mean look at me. Hello, I'm a summer.
Does everyone have a cell phone? How much am I paying for these?
Dad, you get the phones for free.
I just got here. I forgot to pick up my allergy medicine. Do you think you can drop by the pharmacy?
Oh man. You know I hate picking up that stuff.
No, no, no. It's really allergy medicine this time.
Keep Bridget off the phone and out of the mall.
I'm a man, not a miracle worker.
I do care, Kerry and I'll care even more when the game is over!
Kerry (to Bridget): Could ya take the fashion show outside? Those of us who can are trying to read.
S1Wings
Mom also said I was ready for fatherhood.
Off you go.
S1Son-in-Law
Kerry(when Bridget tells them her new beu Travis is a Basketball player): He's a baller.
TTravis
Holla.
Holla back, brotha.
TTravis
Uh-huh.
Kerry(makes fun of Bridget shaking her head from side to side) Like, oh my God! I'm Bridget. I can't believe how much my head shakes when I talk.
Come on Cate, dance with me.
Oh, no, I'm not going to embarrass my daughter.
Fine, I'll dance by myself.
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