Let's just say, when it comes to sex. She's the man.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Men. We're the new women.
MMarla
What kind of man would be so deceitful as to lie to the woman he’s cheating on his wife with?
[about Cameron] She's belligerent and headstrong. You can't tell her a thing.
You should be happy. Proof that she's yours.
CCameron
[regarding his drink] That's your third, you know?'
I didn't know you were keeping score.
CCameron
I didn't know you needed to get loaded to face your own daughter.
You should try facing her, you'd get loaded too.
[about Lisbeth] Maybe you should remarry her?
Right, then sex in the wine cellar becomes "Don't touch me I'm exfoliating."
[to Brody] What kind of world do we live in, women are more men than we are?
It took an affair with a lunatic to get me to appreciate my wife.
It's impressive Karl; the first man in history actually has to break up with his wife and his girlfriend.
Look, I know it sounds crazy but it’s taken my mistress to help me remember how great my wife is. And now that I have, I won’t let anything spoil it.
SSara
[about the red Ferrari] Mid life crisis or divorce?
JJames
Oh, that obvious huh? [Sara nods] Yeah, well… guilty as charged, recently separated.
SSara
Well, I’ve been there, first stage is always hardest.
JJames
There are stages?
SSara
First stage, wondering if you gonna survive. Second stage, wondering if you’re going to spend the rest of your life alone and third stage, wondering why you didn’t get a divorce sooner.
TTerrence
A word of warning, I never lose.
First time for everything.
How can things be worse than listening to my ex-mistress have sex with a guy who I thought was gay?
WWendy
We are so lucky we have each other. Marla has no one.
Unless you count her multiple personalities.
JJames
Hey I’m a busy guy. Head of a major corporation, I see my kids almost every weekend. Who has time to date?
Who said anything about dating? Relationships come in all forms; some last fifteen years and end very badly, some last fifteen minutes and end very, very happy.
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