Recess quotes

Can't you see that I'm trapped in here? I've counted the ceiling tiles 13 times, guys. There's 1,678. You hear me? 1,678!

[Talking about T.J.] Kids of the playground. The dumb kid should be free!

Gretchen

Look shiny metal! Do you like the shiny metal? If you help us we'll give you the shiny metal. What you say kindergartners?

Let's eat 'em!

Vince

Bob's king of the playground. If he helps the other kids will follow.

He better help or he's gonna meet my good friend Madam Fist!

My mom called me some dumb kid this morning.

Mikey

There are lots of people without names.

Gus

Like who?

Mikey

Like the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, the Unknown Soldier, and the other four guys in the Jackson Five.

Gus

I've been to 12 schools in the last 6 years, I never met anyone so friendly, it's so - so beautiful!

The future... is girls! Boys kissing girls! Girls kissing boys! And you know what else?! WE'RE ALL GONNA LIKE IT! [laughs diabolically]

Boys kissing girls? Girls kissing boys?

Gretchen

Surely, there must be some mistake. I mean, this defies the rules of nature and physics. Besides that, it's disgusting!

But Butch says it's the future. His brother Joey told him.

Oh, please! The day I stop caring about dodgeball is the day the Earth starts spinning around the sun.

Gretchen

Which explains the D minus you got in Science.

Ack! Puke city!

Quick, someone get me some mouthwash!

You realize we may have to get married after this.

You realize I may have to kill you after this.

The last one to Ol' Rusty has to give Ms. Finster a sponge bath!

Randall

Hey! That's my job!

Gretchen

The kids' unwritten code of honor is what makes us different from adults, different from animals. What would we be without it?

Gus

Adult animals?

Nothing, that's what!

Gus

Its My Harmonica!

Your What?

Gus

Its My...

Harmonica! Jinx!

Hey! One of you drop five bucks?

Oooo...

Scandalous! Jinx!