A lot of good he does us, it's like calling a suicide help line and being put on hold.
All S1
Characters
PhilipNicolas Wright · 37 quotes
ClaireIlona Elkin · 14 quotes
LunaLizz Alexander · 10 quotes
MartinDusan Dukic · 10 quotes
SvenSasha Roiz · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Philip & Claire (7), Philip & Luna (5), Philip & Martin (3)
S1First Contact (Part One)
S1First Contact (Part Two)
Brave knight save beautiful damsel, earns a well deserved… chicken wing!
S1The Reading
How dare you listen into my phone calls?!
30 million people listened into your phone call. You were on T.V.
CChantal
To know the future is not to change it.
S1Fusion
You know what they say about starting at the bottom and working your way up? Well, I'm about five stories below the bottom.
Rifters! Ah man, I thought you were just an ordinary nutcase.
S1The Girlfriend
I had to go out. It was an emergency... Well, I went to go have a shower this morning but we were all out of soap. All we had left was that odorless stuff that Martin bought. So, that means the only smell I’d have would be my own and I’m not that comfortable about how I smell, so I had to go out and buy some cologne.
You bought cologne at a grocery store?
Well, it’s not actually cologne. It’s car freshener.
Oh, woah, woah, wait a minute, yesterday you were lying on the couch, in your sweat pants, all day, watching the monster truck rally on TV and today you’re smelling like a ’84 Chevy behind your ears for Ms. Right? That’s pretty fast work.
You are so busted. I can’t believe you guys would spy on me.
It’s not spying. It’s more like chaperoning.
It was like ... nothing, I dunno. Now that she's back to her old self I guess we just have nothing to talk about. I guess I was attracted to the rifter part.
It's always the bad girls.
I guess I'm just attracted to the 'dark side'!
S1Vote Rifter
I hate nametags.
You hate everything.
Hey, if I want a nametag, I’ll wear a bowling shirt.
S1Cabin Fever
Don’t pizza guys have to take some kind of oath or something, like neither rain, nor sleet something something?
That’s the post office, Philip.
Well, that’s brain dead. I mean, who’s more important: the pizza delivery guy or the mail delivery guy?
S1Mind Over Matter
Claire! That was my favourite mug! When it got hot, the girl's clothes came off.
(after having her rifter powers destroyed) : I felt like I wanted to destroy you all.
Don't worry, we all have times like that.
What?
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