You mean you didn't have a good date?
No, I had a great date! She knew what to do, what to say. She was so cool. But her date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say for nine innings.
Characters
Cory MatthewsBen Savage · 212 quotes
Shawn HunterRider Strong · 149 quotes
Eric MatthewsWill Friedle · 129 quotes
George FeenyWilliam Daniels · 73 quotes
Topanga LawrenceDanielle Fishel · 53 quotes
Alan MatthewsWilliam Russ · 33 quotes
Amy MatthewsBetsy Randle · 25 quotes
Jack HunterMatthew Lawrence · 22 quotes
Jonathan TurnerAnthony Tyler Quinn · 14 quotes
Angela MooreTrina McGee · 7 quotes
ChetBlake Clark · 6 quotes
MMMorgan Matthews6 quotes
Stuart MinkusLee Norris · 6 quotes
Rachel McGuireMaitland Ward · 5 quotes
FrankieEthan Suplee · 4 quotes
JasonJason Marsden · 4 quotes
Mr. FeenyWilliam Daniels · 4 quotes
HHarley3 quotes
Most scenes together: Cory Matthews & Shawn Hunter (83), Cory Matthews & Topanga Lawrence (35), Cory Matthews & Eric Matthews (29)
S1 E1Pilot
[Mr. Feeny takes Cory's headphones after he catches him listening to a walkman radio during class.]
What is this, Mr. Matthews?
Huh? What'd you say, Mr. Feeny? You took my hearing aid.
You had a bad date?
No, I had a great date! Heather was beautiful she knew what to say, she knew what to do. But her date tripped over chairs, spilled food and couldn't think of anything interesting to say for nine innings.
S1 E2On the Fence
Dad, I need a job.
You need to be a kid.
I wanna be able to afford stuff!
So do I!
What? Do all women have antennas hidden somewhere on their bodies?
I dunno. None of them will let me look.
What's he want this time?
A $50 squirt gun!
A $50 squirt gun?! No, really what's he want?
Dad, we're not talking an ordinary squirt gun: We're talking the Hydro-Sat 3000-Z. It's the big boy on the block.
That's nice, Cor. Pretty steep, though. Maybe for Christmas.
Hey, great, a water gun in December! I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia!
S1 E3Father Knows Less
Anyway, that night it was announced that President Truman was going on the radio to announce the war was going to end, and I asked my father if I could stay up with him to listen to it. What do you think he said?
I'm guessing either yes or no, but we both know how I do on multiple choice.
[to Feeny] It's hard to imagine you as a kid. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
S1 E4Cory's Alternative Friends
Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Mommy?
What?
I made a mistake.
Cory, what did you do to your beautiful hair?
It wasn't beautiful, it looked like Velcro!
Nothing's gonna stick to that now, man.
Shawn and I have another project we're working on.
What is it?
You know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?
Yeah?
It's got nothing to do with that.
"Shawn": Use a mirror, babe!
S1 E5Killer Bees
Math: two plus two is always four. Science: the Earth always goes around the sun. History: Lincoln always gets shot in the head.
Lincoln got off easy.
All right, Mr. Matthews, I will take you on. I shall prep you for the tournament. I know that your motives are not pure, but I hope your quest for the prize will lead you to the temple of knowledge.
Yeah, yeah, if it's on the way.
S1 E6Boys II Mensa
Well, how come when I make paper airplanes I get detention and he doesn't?
[Feeny and Cory look towards Minkus making a paper airplane like a miniature-scale model of a helicopter.]
I withdraw the question.
[Eric has bought Morgan a zombie costume for Halloween.]
There weren't any Cinderella costumes?
Hundreds of them.
And you had to pick axe-in-the-head here?
It was the last one, Mom. She picked it out herself, it was her decision.
Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't have any idea what a zombie was.
The undead are cool!
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