Accidentally on Purpose quotes

Billie

I don't think I can change the subject. I want a partner. I want someone who actually stays for breakfast. I want someone who is there no matter what. I wanna grow up. Fantastic sex and exotic locales was fine when I was 35, but I am 36 now.

Billie

Goodbye.

Abby

I wonder if he will marry Kate Moss.

Billie

Abby, how come you never wonder what good things could happen to me?

Abby

'Cause I am your sister. I just think you should forget the handsome "gazillionaire" who also happens to be your boss. Look how happy I am since I married Nick. And you know why? Because he is stable, well-balanced, supportive.

Billie

Yes, Nick would make a good chair.

Abby

Excuse me, he would make a great chair.

Olivia

Oh, look around. You will find somebody else. I get proposed to all the time. I maybe married now, I am not entirely sure. But I do know that I cannot go back to Dubai.

Billie

That's you, Olivia. I watch movies for a living, so to me the three stages in womanhood are: Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle, Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail and Meg Ryan in the grocery store saying, No really, I am Meg Ryan..

Zack

I am Zack. I would like to buy you a drink.

Billie

Oh. I am Billie. [waves to him] You don't have to do that. [to the waiter] Mojito please.

Zack

Perfect. You know, I bet my buds I could go a whole day eating and drinking only things that end in "tos": Mojitos, burritos, taquitos.

Billie

I did that once, but with things that ended in "oni": Pepperoni, spumoni, calzone. But there wasn't a bet involved. My sorority was just full of bulimics.

Abby

Didn't you use condom?

Billie

I guess it turns out they are not one hundred percent effective unless you actually take them out of your purse.