Here Comes Honey Boo Boo quotes

Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink.

Please, women that are of voluptuous size, put some clothes on. All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.

My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day you can lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight because I'm gonna fart a lot.

My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. True.

We're gonna make it a girl pig, so he's gonna be a little gay.

Picking your nose is not ladylike because it's not pretty and it's nasty.

I know some of it is close to expiring, or maybe like fell off the back of a truck but pshhhh, it's cheap.

It's called a "biscuit" because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, it opens up and ummm...

But Glitzy's gonna be my good luck charm.

I don't like being fat.

My mama better stick to couponin' and stay away from the makeup table.

It's so hot out here, I'm sweatin' like a whore in church. I mean it's like.. Man, I'm takin' a bath in my own sweat.