Takes after his pa, wouldn't you say?
[Batman comes face-to-face with Joker, a clown with white skin, green hair and a huge red grin on his face]
What did you do to him?
Just some laughing gas, drag. Don't tell me you're not an inmate. [jumps down] What rational being dresses like you?! Speaking of threads, think this is a good look for me?
Who are you?
Joker.
Not what. Who?
[Batman places one hand on Joker's face. There is no sign of white paint on his hand]
Smear-free. It's "perma-clown"! Ooh, tough crowd. Look. Nothing up my sleeves. Ha, ha. [reveals a weapon] Nothing that won't put a smile on your face. Say cheese! [Batman throws a batarang, which knocks Joker's weapon out of his hand] I'm out of gas.
And I'm out of patience!
[Batman punches Joker]
You really know how to spoil a coming-out party. How do you expect me to spread mirth and whimsy without a proper hideout?!
Listen, Joker, you're sick. You need help.
Well, maybe I am a little off. [kicks Batman] But what are you gonna do? Lock me in the loony bin? I'm already here!