Johnny Test quotes

[first lines] And here's the news, Porkbelly. Police are still trying to catch the mysterious underground bandits! [a stop sign appears, and a trio of bikers comes to a stop, their clothes and motorcycles get stolen]

Bling-Bling Boy

Johnny, your sisters-

Don't get me started with his sisters. They use their only brother as their personal test tube, and they turned me into a canine freak!

Bling-Bling Boy

-gave me this. [holds out the Micro-Physic Flakes]

Now don't think of it as an SUV... Think of it as an insult you drive.

I'll call your mother, the police, and Santa!!

Johnny, do you even know what you're doing?

Yes. I'm pushing colourful buttons.

Okay, here's the plan: You check out that menacing-looking fake volcano, and I'll check out that forest full of fresh trees!

Son, what are you doing up there?

Bling-Bling Boy

[finishing up an evil plan] Mother, I'm studying.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

If you were a finger, I'd pick you a booger.

Dad, why are we here so early? The water's not even awake yet!

If you want to get a good spot on the beach, you have to get there- [the beach completely fills up with people] -early.

Susan

Interesting. Your skin seems to change colour with different moods. Try calming down. [Mary calms down and turns blue] You're blue! I've invented a mood lotion! [Mary gets mad and turns red again] Oh, now you're red again...

Set it for 11 years old, Sissy's coming over in five minutes!

Bling-Bling Boy

Then maybe she likes to play with a 11 day old! Because I...tricked you!

Susan

Hello "Todd". Or should I say... Eugene?

Hugh

Dinner time! This is the last of the jerky, so take small bites.

Lila

Jerky!? WE'RE ALL SICK OF JERKY!! [she slaps the plate out of Dad's hands, smashing it into pieces]

So you pitch me the ball and I accidentally hit it through the open family room window and bash! Right into the old stinky TV. It breaks and dad buys a new one. Now pitch, dog!

Um, that was the windshield on your dad's car.

[counting by his fingers] 3, 2, 1...

Hugh

[offscreen] JOHNNY!!!

Run.

Bumper

So I get to beat up Test and you guys won't call my mom?

Beat away.

Bumper

Awesome! [he runs off to beat up Johnny]

[sprays gas at Bumper] Awesome!

Hugh

Johnny! You are in big trouble mister, and you look ridiculous and- [Johnny sprays gas on him to make him hush]

[walks up to Johnny] Okay, let's go get that $10,000.

Oh you can say that again! [The Caveman runs up to him but he realize that he ran out of stink after spending it on the wrestlers] Whoa! Didn't see that coming!

[panicking] HE'S OUT OF STINK!