Bob Hearts Abishola quotes

We have a 50-year-old male, chest pains, labored breathing!

Douglas

Hang in there, brother. You're gonna be okay!

Dottie

Of course he's gonna be okay. It's just gas!

Bob

It's not gas, Mom! I'm having a heart attack!

Bob

This is nice. I thought there'd be more weirdos.

Abishola

You are the weirdo.

Abishola

Thank you for walking me back.

Bob

Well, it is Detroit, and it's broad daylight so you can't be too careful.

Abishola

Okay, uh, thank you again. We can stop here.

Bob

Well, how come? What, you're embarrassed to be seen with a white guy?

Abishola

Yes. Goodbye.

Bob

So, if I want to say "Hello" in her language...

Abishola

There is no love.

Kemi

My son called. His wife is pregnant!

Abishola

Congratulations.

Kemi

That makes 5 grandchildren. My sister only has 2. I win again!

Abishola

Mmm Hmm.

Kemi

When we take our next family photo, she will be humiliated!

Abishola

I'm glad you liked it.

Dottie

Spun.

Christina

No, spoon.

Dottie

Spun.

Christina

Oh, God, what's happening?

Abishola

I'm not going to do that.

Dottie

Oh, why?

Abishola

You don't pay me enough to commit murder.

Dottie

Where are we going?

Bob

It's a surprise.

Dottie

Are you putting me in a home?

Bob

Maybe. We'll see how this goes.

Douglas

Bye, Mom.

Christina

Love you.

Dottie

Where are we? What are we doing here?

Bob

Don't worry about it.

Dottie

If anyone can hear me, I'm being kidnapped!

Abishola

Now, on the count of 3, lift Christina up and put her in the wheelchair. 1, 2, 3. Now gently lower her in the wheelchair.

Christina

Ow!

Bob

We'll do better with Mom.

Dottie

I can't do it if you're looking at me, Christina!

Christina

I'm not looking!

Dottie

And I can smell the pot!

Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...

Hallelujah!

Tunde

That's funny.