TV show quotes
Characters
Buster BunnyEric Bauza · 18 quotes
Sweetie BirdTessa Netting · 11 quotes
Babs BunnyAshleigh Crystal Hairston · 9 quotes
HJHamton J. Pig7 quotes
PDPlucky Duck7 quotes
Bugs BunnyJeff Bergman · 4 quotes
Dizzy DevilBetsy Sodaro · 3 quotes
GGranny3 quotes
Most scenes together: Buster Bunny & Sweetie Bird (6), Buster Bunny & Plucky Duck (6), Buster Bunny & Babs Bunny (5)
I do not stand for injustice! If someone messes with you, then they mess with me! And you don't want to mess with Sweetie T. Bird!
What's the T stand for?
THUNDER!!! JK, I don't have a middle name. But if I did, it would be THUNDER!!!
I'm Babs Bunny. You seem really awesome!
You, too!
I didn't know there was a sing competition on the first day.
I don't know how to be funny! [he starts bawling his eyes out, much to the students' surprise, and his gushers of tears flood the whole auditorium. Once the pool of tears drain out, Hamton finally stops crying and calms down, wiping his eyes]
[clapping] Bravo, bravo! This is how you do it! Reach into the depths of your deepest fears to find the best gag!
[Bugs, Daffy and Wile E. Coyote all give a 10 to Hamton, much to his surprise and happiness that he found his best gag as everyone cheers for him.]
Tens, tens, tens across the board!
Nice going, buddy!
[Lyrics to "We're Tiny Toons"]
[singing] Twins as close as can be. Babs and Buster Bunny.
The duck whose star shines so bright. I won’t let Buster steal my spotlight.
I'm full of anger and glee.
And sweet as pie, you can see.
And in all my years as the Dean, this is the weirdest class I’ve ever seen.
Please let us explain, Toons!
Watch when I pull this lever....
Anvils fall from the sky!
Why!
Our jokes are so very clever, capulting us while we fly!
Tongue-tied!
Stretchy arms and legs are fantastic!
Our eyes pop out of our face!
Face!
My emotions turn quite drastic when I get hit with a safe! Ouch!
We’re looney, we’re tiny, we’re looney, we're tiny toons!
[after practical joke snakes explode from the wall] Did our wall just explode with practical joke snakes?
This is a new era of...."Pluster"!
A friendship name!? [smiling] And you put my name first!?
[she's laying on pizza] AAHHH! I'M COVERED IN GREEN GLOP!
What? It's red.
I'm color-blind! [licks her wing] Oh, it's just pizza sauce.
Peanut Brittle? My favorite!
No! Don't!
Oh, hey, Doc. How's t'e mentorship goin'?
Merlin seems… Nice… But I think we might be a bad fit.
Is t'at so?
I'm here at Acme Lou to learn from the best. Like you! Bugs?
Kid, look, I don't mentor. Between Wabbit Season and Ski Season, I am booked! Maybe you should give Moilin a chance. He's been your mentor for, what, five minutes?
You're right. I guess I was kinda disappointed. But everyone has lessons to teach. I'll apologize to Merlin. Let me go find him.
[in Merlin's voice] Why? He's already here. [casts a magic spell on himself revealing to be Merlin the Magic Mouse as Buster noticed the magic trick in awe]
WHAT?! MERLIN?! [Merlin winks as Buster gets close to Merlin in excitement] How did you do that?!
Time to teach you some real magic.
There's a cure for that. We! Don't! LOSE!
YEAH, BRO!
Sorry. I should warn you. I've been doing a lotta chest press!
Like I said, "Great Tooneybacker".
Meep, meep!
[Little Beeper runs over to an ape on the other Tooney Ball team, pulls down the ape's fur, revealing the ape is wearing boxer shorts]
Meep, meep!
There's a Southern Beeper!
Buster, I don't want you to do nothing, cause you're benched.
BENCHED!?
These pictures of Montana Max are all fake! It's the same face on all of them! He lied about being a student to buy the Loo Bru!
When will we know we've met a nemisis?
You'll feel a chill down your spine! Also, they're jerks.
I can't wait til I have a nemisis!
Isn't Plucky your nemisis?
Uh, we're frienemies.
It's the same as enemies, but we don't want to make our mutual friends uncomfortable!
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