Come on Jessie, there's lots of guys taller than you.
Name one.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
All S1
Characters
ZackMark-Paul Gosselaar · 99 quotes
ScreechDustin Diamond · 56 quotes
SlaterGerald Castillo · 56 quotes
JessieElizabeth Berkley · 46 quotes
LisaLark Voorhies · 38 quotes
KellyTiffani Thiessen · 32 quotes
BMr. Belding25 quotes
Mr. TuttleJack Angeles · 4 quotes
Mr. DeweyPatrick Thomas O'Brien · 3 quotes
ToriLeanna Creel · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Zack & Slater (31), Zack & Screech (21), Zack & Jessie (18)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Jessie, I'm in big trouble.
What did you do, sell your parents' house again?
DDanny
Jessie, would you like to be my dance partner in the contest?
(Standing up) I'd love to...(Seeing how short Danny is) but I don't believe in dance contests.
(To the doll he was dancing with after being turned down by Lisa) It's all your fault, I told you to let me lead!
CKCasey Kasem
C'mon, everybody, let's do the... the.. the Sprain!
What happened to you?
I kicked the TV and sprained my ankle.
Why?
I was watching the new Revlon commercial and they discontinued my nail polish.
This looks like a job for…Zack-man.
You think I went overboard?
Like the crew of the Titanic.
The moral of the story, gang? Well, it's simple: (Zack shows a credit card with the name Lisa on it) The Lisa Card, don't leave home WITH it.
Screech even sold his body to science.
Yeah, they gave him twenty dollars to take it back.
We only made $53 selling Lisa's clothes. So, she had to do the most humiliating, insulting, degrading thing possible for her - get a job.
Lisa is seen waiting tables at The Max
CCustomer
Miss, this isn't what I ordered. You were supposed to toast my buns!
You want toasted buns? Go sit on a microwave!
Lisa drops tray
I'm sorry, Max.
MMax
That's okay. It's only the third tray you've dropped. Don't worry about it.
How's she doing? Let me put it another way: If Lisa were a car, she'd be recalled.
I'm confused, sir. You know, maybe I'm just trying too hard to get girls to like me.
Hey, now I can identify with that. This may come as a surprise to you, but when I was your age, I wasn't... well, you know... the hunk I am now!
I can't believe this, sir! No, I thought you were Stud City!
Everybody thinks that!
... Kelly got B's, and her parents got her ice cream. (looks at report card) I haven't figured out WHAT to buy my parents yet.
A bad day at Bayside and not a vacation in sight. Now is time for midterms and the worst of them all is history with...
Zack{booming voice}: Terrible Testaverde!
Students in passageway flee in panic. Lisa appears with donuts as she is overeating due to nervousness
Zack Morris, do not mention that man's name!
Oh you mean Terrible...UMPH!
Lisa shoves donut in Zack's mouth
Here, have a donut. Have some more...no wait, I need the rest!
Students are about to take midterm monitored by Mr. Belding, who was fooled by a fake call from Zack. Mr. Testaverde comes in the classroom dressed in overalls
TMr. Testaverde
Where's the flood?
George?! What are you doing here?
TMr. Testaverde
Well, my loyalty to the school wouldn't let me stay home in time of crisis. Besides, plumbing is my hobby. Where's the flood?
Flood? What flood?? And what happened to your laryngitis?!
TMr. Testaverde
Laryngitis? I don't have laryngitis! And what are you doing here?
I'm giving your midterm, see?
Mr. Belding shows questions to Mr. Testaverde
TMr. Testaverde
These are not the questions to my midterm.
These are the questions you called me with.
TMr. Testaverde
Richard, you called me.
No George, you called me.
TMr. Testaverde
Wait a minute, you called me George. You always call me George. The person who phoned me called me Mr Testevarde.
The person who phoned me called me Mr. Belding. But what kind of devious creature would make two fake phone calls?
Mr. Belding and Mr. Testaverde have their eyes on the chief suspect, Zack, who buries his head in his hands. The two men walk over to Zack's desk, where Mr. Testaverde places his plumber's helper atop Zack's head and forces him to stand erect and to make eye contact with Mr. Belding. Zack's cell phone rings, which is answered by Mr. Belding
Zack can't come to the phone right now. He's on his way to pick up his season tickets to detention. If you'd like to leave a message, please wait for the beep.
Beep.
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