F1FriendBot 1000
I am so stoked about the Dream Boat finale.
RTMr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms
Me too, FriendBot 1000.
[tries turning on the TV] Argh. The entertainment cube is nonfunctional.
F1FriendBot 1000
May we call our own landlady if not?
RTMr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms
Lisa forbid us to bother her during her lab hours.
[hitting the TV, finds the plugging system unplugged] Never mind. It is just unplugged. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, I assume this was your doing.
RTMr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms
[offended] Why're you always piling on me, Todd?!
NNarrator
A formidable barbarian in a world of chaos, Linc the White-Haired trudges through the marshes. As though a mighty warrior he may be, Linc the White-Haired suffers." [Linc the White-Haired groans. He tries to plant his sword blade-first into the grass and sits on a log.] "He suffers from the curse of boredom."
[A rustling sound echoes through the marsh. Linc grabs his sword and is caught off-guard by another warrior resembling Warrior Sid Chang and her sister Princess Adelaide Chang]
WSWarrior Sid Chang
Be easy, my own folks. We mean you no harm. My name is Warrior Sid.
PAPrincess Adelaide Chang
And I'm Princess Adelaide.
PAPrincess Adelaide Chang
We heard overheard your tale of woe, and I may just help you. For there is a tale of an ancient artifact that may remedy the boredom that beseeches you. It is said that the artifact has the power to manipulate a black mirror with visions of adventure, romance, comedy, and competitive baking skills. Surely this will alleviate your curse of boredom.
So, do two of you know to remember where this artifact lies?
WSWarrior Sid Chang
Yes. We must travel to... the Downstairs of Doom.
[The three warriors are at the Downstairs of Doom]
PAPrincess Adelaide Chang
The artifact is somewhere down there.
"Down the Stairs of Doom?"
WSWarrior Sid Chang
"Yep."
"We are on the guard. Who knows to remember what monsters lurk down there?"
PAPrincess Adelaide Chang
"Right. Let's conquer these Stairs of Doom!"
LWLincoln, Warrior Sid and Princess Adelaide Chang
[both grab their hands] "Yeah!"
WSWarrior Sid Chang
"Here we go-" [trips down the stairs, her staff clatters to the ground]
WSWarrior Sid Chang
"Just my warrior pride." [rubs arm] "Okay, yeah, I'm hurt."
"Look! 'Tis the mystical black mirror you spoke of!"
WSWarrior Sid Chang
"Aye. The artifact is close."
BMBlack Mirror
"We can return to Bake It to Make It!"
LWLincoln, Warrior Sid and Princess Adelaide Chang
"The artifact!"
[The artifact is guarded by a ten-headed beast, each of its heads resembling the sisters]
PAPrincess Adelaide Chang
"A ten-headed beast is trying to guard it! We'll never get anywhere into a villainous foe that fierce because we can never get anywhere into a villainous foe that fierce, and we'll never get anywhere into a villainous foe that fierce because we never need to get anywhere into a villainous foe that fierce!"
"We'll just be stealthy."
[After the Loud pets lie down with full bellies from their victory trash dinner after trying to lock Nacho up in a cage and putting him in the attic, Lana walks over to the door as it knocks and answers it, revealing Flip]
Lana Loud, have you seen my raccoon compadre, Nacho? [tries to hand her a missing poster with a printed photo of him and Nacho hugging]
Oh, no… I'm sorry, Flip. I haven't seen him around before or once or since.
[trying to tear up] He didn't come home tonight and I'm worried. [sniffs sadly] He ain't never been away from the Food and Fuel this long before or once or since. [hands her some of Nacho's favorite foods as the pets begin to feel guilty] I got a couple two-day-old-taquitos, 10% real beef jerky, an extra-syrupy Flippee, and some of them earlier… [sniffs] Nacho cheese if he turns up. They're his favorite.
Aw. Poor little guy. Don't worry, Flip. We'll just find him. I'll just help you look. [leaves with Flip as he is crying, sobbing, weeping, whimpering, wailing, bawling, sniveling, whining, mourning, moaning, grieving, sniffling, sorrowing, and lamenting loudly]
[Charles walks over to his own favorite friends with the missing poster, and they feel guilty for trying to lock Nacho up]
Leni, quick! [enters the other room; panting] French Terry has just started to dye!
Oh, no, not French Terry! Wait, do I know French Terry? I know Terry from the mall, but--
[splashes water in her face] Pull yourself together! Don't you understand?! There has been a real place straight for crime of fashion before, and the culprit hit everyone in the house! [drags Leni downstairs to the living room and find the other people's own favorite family's laundry has been dyed orange, grabs an orange dress] Look at this French terry gown from the Little Miss Spa Day Pageant!
And my home jersey! For some reason, I like to play this game for tonight!
We've just had a dye-re situation on our hands, but I know who did it. [takes out a chores list and shows it to everyone]
[The list shows Lincoln's name on laundry duty and the family immediately turns to him]
Says the other fellow in the colorful polo. TAKE HIM TO THE SLAMMER!
[as Lana drags him to cushion jail] I'm innocent! Leni, you're the clothing expert! You need to help me!
[trying to watch everything from the dining room; narrating] I don't know if I was feeling soft, or if it was becoming the other look in that poor sap's own eyes, but something about the other situation smelling fishy.
[As Lincoln sits alone in cushion jail, Leni comes to visit him]
Leni, I couldn't turn everyone's clothes colorful! I never took my shirt off today!
It ain't feeling good for you, kid, but I've just gotten a hunch it wasn't you feeling zesty with the laundry. Now, just please walk me through your favorite day.
It started out great! At breakfast, I cracked a joke funny, milk shot out of Lana's nose. [flashback to breakfast] Baa-nana! [Lana snorts milk out of her nose, finding the joke hilarious; cut to him later rummaging through the fridge and takes out a meatball sub to eat; narrating] Around 11:00, I grabbed myself a light snack from the fridge. [cut to him in the basement] Then at noon, I did the laundry. [tries to empty the white load into the washer] After I threw in the white load, I got… distracted. [his gut rumbles and frantically rushes upstairs; end of flashback] Let's just say that the soggy meatball subs aren't as light as I thought.
[taking notes] Exactly how long were you upstairs?
Hmm… between 12:00 and 12:30.
Can you confirm your alibi?
Not sure. The house was really very empty. The other people around were Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts.
Thank you folks for coming. After much investigating, I've just figured out that Lincoln is innocent. It was Lynn! And Luan! And Mr. Coconuts!
[gasps] You can't prove nothing!
Of course I can! [flashback to Lincoln doing his laundry duty when his stomach rumbles and rushes upstairs, out of the basement] Lincoln left the laundry room between 12:00 and 12:30 while the whites were washing, and when he did, the trio made their move. [Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts enter the basement, smirking slyly] First, Luan tossed her yellow socks in the wash! But peach socks alone couldn't dye the laundry peach. That's when Lynn threw in her red jersey! [Luan adds her yellow socks in the wash and Lynn adds her red jersey and presses "start" to turn on the wash; the whites dye peach as the clothes mix] And while all of this was going on, Mr. C. was acting as a lookout.
[Back to present]
[not seeing the problem] That story don't seem to make a lint of sense!
Sure it does, and I've just had proof. [takes out coconut-scented detergent, and the other family gasps] When I interviewed Luan, I caught a whiff of something sweet. At first, I thought it was her coconut pie until I interviewed Lynn, whose jersey smelled exactly the same. Once I found the detergent, [pours some in the cap, and smells it] it all made sense.
[sniffs Lynn's jersey and Luan's socks] She's wright. They smell the same!
[Three people, realizing they're busted]
But why?! Why did you do it?!
Oh, Lincoln, isn't it obvious? [flashback to breakfast; voice-over] At breakfast, this morning, you totally snagged my gag! Hey, folks! What's a sheep's favorite fruit?
[Lana snorts milk out of her nose and onto Luan and Mr. Coconuts's faces, finding it so hilarious as Luan glares at them]
[voice-over] And I had a soak in it!
LLynn
[voice-over to when she entered the kitchen and finds Lincoln eating her meatball sub, much to her anger] And then later, you ate my spicy meatball sub, which I was saving for my pre-game protein boost!
[voice-over] You stung us good, kid, so we came up with a plan for revenge.
[Three of them smirk deviously at themselves and join hands for their plan to get back at Lincoln; back to the present]
We're sorry. We just got back at Lincoln for framing him. It was an awful idea, but we'll just replace everyone's clothes. Promise!
Enough with the sob story. Lana, take them to the slammer!
Or, instead, we put them on laundry duty for the next month.
LLynn
And we'll just get Lincoln something, too. How's a limited edition David Steele comic sound? [playfully elbows him] Eh?
If you want our couple name to be Lobby, you're going to show a bit- [notices Lincoln's letter on the floor] What's this? "Why Lori is the worst sister ever?" [gasps] Bobby, I wanna go. I'm about to turn Lincoln into a pretzel! [Lincoln jumps as Lori bursts out of the bathroom] LINCOLN! WHAT IS THIS?!
Well, it's another time to do the official dance of the Loud House: the Running Man! [dances away from Lori's wrath]
Before I get my own hands on you, I may- [Luna rocks, censoring Lori's rant of rage]
"Hey, Lincoln. What do you think of this joke? If I were you, I'd go for the baboon!"
"Oh! Well, that's just the punchline. I still gotta think of the setup."
[Lincoln heads up the stairs and makes it to the door to his room]
"Lincoln, honey! I need you to take out the trash!"
"I will! Just give me three minutes!"
"Lincoln, listen to your mother!"
[His sisters release from the hug]
"When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing: she likes you!"
"That's ridiculous! She shoved a sandwich down my pants! I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days!"
"You guys are nuts! She hates me! I'm gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind!"
"You need to give her a piece of your heart instead."
"I think he needs to kiss her."
"You so got this, little bro."
"Aw, our little Lincoln!"
[Leni has a trash lid on her head, believing Lincoln's lie]
"All the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are ALL the rage right now."
[Lincoln steps outside, marches up to the bully, and kisses her.]
[The bully punches him in the face.]
SESisters except Lucy
"Ooh!"
