Birdz quotes

Coming next on Golden Egg Theatre: Citizen Crane.

Eddie

It's a girl!

Morty

Why is it all those colors?

Eddie

Maybe it's a girl parrot?

Hasta la vista, birdy!

Eddie, dear. Something wrong?

Eddie

I don't think Miss Finch likes me.

Steffy

That makes two of us.

Eddie

I can't believe how you were kissing up to Miss Finch.

You're just jealous.

Eddie

[laughs] Jealous? Why would I be jealous of you?

Uh, let's see: Because he's taller, got a bigger beak, nicer tail feathers and he gave Miss Finch a present that was sweet and thoughtful and you didn't.

Everyone stay calm. This is no time to panic.

Oh yes it is! [screams]

Eddie

I'll be one of those TV news guys: Eddie Storkowitz, Birdland Beat! I've already got the hair.

You have an idea for a story?

Eddie

I'll get one.

You could do a story on how you got so darn cute.

No way! Miss Finch said it has to be true!

Whoo-hoo! This is great! I haven't had this much fun since I was a kid! Wait, I still am a kid!

Eddie

What's with you?

Steffy

I'm depressed, okay?

Eddie

What happened, one of your trees didn't hug ya back?

Morty

No more animist?

Steffy

I've got a date on saturday. No red blotches on me, oh wise one.

What's hairy and waddles?

Aunt Martha.

Well, it looks like she's headed this way!

Eddie

Gregory! The Gregster! Very Greg-cellent!

Greg-straordinary!

Eddie

And Greg-ceptional!

Eddie

Just go out there and imagine everyone without their feathers. That's what I'd do.

Really? Is that how you get rid of stage fright?

Eddie

No, but it sure is a laugh!

Eddie

Riley is so cool! We did the coolest stuff after school. It's so cool to hang out with a cool guy, after school, who thinks you're cool-

Steffy

Alright, we get it!

Eddie

[testing his new camera's zoom on Steffy] Whoa, what an effect! This is making me feel queasy.

Steffy

All your films have that effect on me.