Class of the Titans quotes

Jay

[about Hermes] Where did he go?

Atlanta

I don't know. A toga party?

Jay

What about our parents? My folks must be wondering where I am.

Hera

Don't worry. It's all taken care of.

You mean Jay is a-

Hermes

An astronaut! That's right, he's been specially selected for intense training, after few years he'll be off to a space station. Ah, you must be so proud.

Atlanta

You're the goddess of war. I thought you were going to be mean, not make us breakfast.

Athena

Are you kidding? I love to bake! [slams makhaira to cut toast in half]

Jay

What is that? The Typhus?

Hera

Ask Chiron. He is the master of all manour of beasts.

Hermes

Takes one to know one. You know.

Atlanta

Who was Jason, your ancestor? What did he do?

Jay

He was the leader of Argonauts. The team of heroes that sailed in the quest for the Golden Fleece.

Atlanta

But he gave up, right?

Jay

No. No, he didn't.

Herry

Now that I know, that Cronus wants to destroy the world, I can't just walk away

Jay

You're right.

Herry

After you.

Cronus

Where are the others? I thought there were supposed to be seven heroes.

Herry

It's three against one. I think we're good.

Atlanta

Yeah, I'm good with that.

Cronus

Oh, I'm sure you're good [giants are surrounding Jay, Atlanta and Herry] But I'm better.

Ares

I've seen better.

Archie

No way! Who?

Ares

Me! And Achilles, your ancestor.

Archie

You know I don't buy that?

Ares

You know, as a young man, Achilles often let himself to be ruled by as anger and distrust. He later regretted it. Don't make the same mistake, Archie. Congratulations! You win a prize. [gives him a Hephaestus whip]

Archie

A dog leash?

Atlanta

Did you have to take a test?

Odie

Not really. I just had set up Hermes with some upgrades to his communication network. It was a piece of cake.

You've got e-mail. You've got e-mail. You've got e-mail.

Hermes

All right, already! Okay! OKAY!

Hera

As a result Hermes will-

Hermes

[flies into a room] You called Mistress Hera?

Hera

Uh, no. Must you bust in every time I mention your name?

Hermes

Sorry. When the queen of the Olympus says your name, what you're supposed to do?

Jay

You can read minds?

Theresa

Well, no. Not really.

Hera

Maybe one day. Persephone will help Theresa expand her skills.

Hermes

[to Persephone which comes into a room] Sorry, honey, false alarm.

Theresa

Okay. So where are the cameras. This is gotta be a reality TV show.

Atlanta

This is for real. Trust me, I've seen Cronus. You look into his eyes and there's nothing but evil there.

Theresa

I can't wait to meet him... So, what the deal with Jay? You're going out with him?

Atlanta

Huh?

Theresa

There's some one there!

Atlanta

We'll attack first, ask questions later. On three, okay?

Theresa

You mean, when you say three, or right after you say two-

Atlanta

I mean NOW!

Atlanta

Archie?!

Theresa

You know this guy?!

Atlanta

He is supposed to be one of us. I thought you were leaving, why are you sneaking around?

Archie

I was checking the parameter. Making sure it's safe.

Theresa

[using nunchucks] These are cute.

Atlanta

And deadly! Where did you learn to use those?

Theresa

I was a black belt when I was twelve. While other rich girls were bored, I was restless.

Atlanta

[tries to use bolas and accidentally breaks statue's nose away] Ha! Now we're talking! Can I have these?

Ares

All the weapons here are at your disposal. But the statues are mine!

Herry

So, how can we beat the Typhus?

Ares

Beat it back with lightning bolds and drop him back to the Tartarus.

Herry

Yeah, okay.

Theresa

So, what's with the fancy footwear?

Archie

I've got a wonky heel.

Theresa

Sorry about what happened earlier.

Archie

[smiles at her] No worries.