SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron quotes

T-Bone

Incoming!

T-Bone

Razor! Talk to me, buddy! Are you hit?

Razor

No... [Razor coughs some more, then hacks up a small furball that hits the cockpit window.] Furball. Aaww, T-Bone too? [T-Bone makes a choking sound and coughs some more, then hacks up a big fur ball that hits the front window.]Are you hit too?

T-Bone

No. [coughs, then hack up another furball.] My furball too.

Razor

It looks like we've got work to do.

T-Bone

Well, now that you’ve got that off your chest, what about the crude dude?

Razor

Ugh, T-Bone, What is this that thing?!

T-Bone

Monster of the week!

Razor

From the looks of that sword, I'd say we landed in the Dark Ages.

What's the matter? I thought diamonds were a girl's best friend!

Callie

I don't like the setting!

[on TV]My audience must think I'm crazy to have you as my guest tonight.

[on TV] Hey, you'd be crazy not to! After all, I'll soon be writing a book called "Madkat and Me."

Chance

Can you believe that? He sure is crazy.

Jake

Yeah. Like a fox.

Chance

Like a fox, alright. [flips the channel.]

Jake

Chance, what are you doing?!

Chance

What do you think? I'm watching "Scaredy-Kat!" Now this is funny!

Jake

Ha! I don't really think so!

Chance

No! don't change it! [Jake flips the channel back.]

Jake

Aaaawww, Too bad, Chance, Looks like I can watch my favorite show David Litterbin, and you can watch his own show for a next year.

Chance

[exasperated] What?! A next year?! Oh man! (face palms hardly)

Ah, nothing like a quiet round of golf. No visitors. No phone calls.

How about trying that again for higher stakes? Like your kingdom!

Uh, anything you say!

Nice job, but I still win...[he grows to the size of a giant ball]...because MY BALL IS BIGGER!

Chance

What's the matter, too proud to ask for help?

Jake

A few more seconds and I might have been as extinct as the Red Lynx!

T-Bone

How'd you miss him, sureshot? Er, hotshot?

Razor

That guy must have eyes in the back of his head!

Razor

Whoa! He does have eyes in the back of his head!

T-Bone

No excuses.

Razor

(mocks) "No excuses.", Huh? (hits T-Bone with a cloth) Okay, big fella, get goin'!

T-Bone

Aye aye, Captain!

T-Bone

What'll it be, Razor? Dunk or delivery?

Dunk!

Razor

Let's see if he has eyes under his head!

T-Bone

Guess it's time for "Plan Z"!

Razor

[facepalms] Aw, T-Bone, I hate "Plan Z"!

T-Bone

No other choice, kiddo.

Razor

(mocking) No other choice. (angry hits T-Bone) You're the kiddo, for the crisis crying out loud!

T-Bone

Apologize... prepare for engine shutdown!

Razor

Engine's cold... launching decoy missile!

Razor

Great job, T-Bone! What a team! Where are these woods anyway?

T-Bone

We're not out of the woods yet... the engines won't restart!

Razor

[groans] This is why I hate "Plan Z." (growls)

T-Bone

Your good at launching that Decoy Missile. But.... (laughs) Oh boy, Feral likes that cartoon, Scaredy-Kat! Because, he is smiling that he should get up and dan - (Razor angrily hits him again) Ouch!

Razor

What did you say?!

T-Bone

I said your decoying stuff. Apologize. Who cares?

So sue me! How was I supposed to know that was your sister's car back there?

You always hated my side of the family! Sometimes I don't even know why I married you!

Wow, Molly, that Feral hates the SWAT Kats even worse than we do!

Why shouldn't he, Mac? Those fighter jocks make him look stupid at least once a week!

T-Bone

This baby's pretty darn fast for a street machine.

Callie

Yeah, I have a couple of good mechanics who keep her tuned up.

T-Bone

Too bad you can't keep the Turbokat running this fast, Razor.

T-Bone

Thanks Razor, but I could've taken care of 'em!

Razor

Just making sure the cement machine gun was operational! [He walks over and pats the exhibit that he just encased in cement] Whoa... exhibits are getting kinda lifelike...