Beavis and Butt-Head quotes

Butt-head

  Whoa, we're gonna be rich.

Mr. Van Driessen

  This is the '90s, people.  A '9' upside down is a '6,' so let's turn the '90s upside down and recapture the spirit of the '60s, okay?

Butt-head

  Watch those flashbacks, dude.

Butt-Head

Tattoos are cool.

Beavis

Yeah yeah! I'm gonna get one!

Butt-Head

You could have "I'm a puss" tattoo on your butt.

Beavis

Shut up, Butt-Head!

Beavis

Think she's a diver?

Butt-Head

Ask your mom.

Beavis

Choadsmoker.

Beavis

[high-pitched voice] I don't feel nothing.

Butt-head

[high-pitched voice] Huh huh huh. What's wrong with your voice, dude?

Beavis

[high-pitched voice] What's wrong with yours?

Butt-head

[high-pitched voice] Oh no.

[high-pitched voices] WE'RE NEUTERED!

Butt-head

  What does the president of the United States think about when he goes to the bathroom?

Beavis

  This sucks! Help!

Butt-head

  Can I have your skateboard?

Beavis

  Shoot me down, asswipe! This sucks!

Daria

Butt-head, why don't you try this experiment? Analyze the friction caused by digitally oscillating your weiner.

Butt-head

That was cool.

Butt-head

  [lights a fire-cracking under one fin of a model rocket so that said rocket flies slightly in the air before immediately crashing upon its side]  And that was the first time that a teacher was shot into space.

  That was the most offensive science report I've ever heard.  How could you do such a thing?

Butt-head

  Beavis helped me.

Beavis

  If you pour salt on a snail, a lot of scientific stuff happens.

Beavis

hey butthead, look what i found yesterday.

Butt-head

WOAH, where'd ya find it?

Beavis

Anderson's house.

Will there be anythings else?

Butt-Head

Do you have any dead animals?

Beavis

  [to a parrot]  Polly want an Alka-Seltzer?

Hey, you look kinda familiar. You ain't them kids that spray painted my dog last week, are you?

Butt-head

Uh huh huh, that was uh... other kids.