TV show quotes
Characters
Buzz LightyearPatrick Warburton · 21 quotes
Emperor ZurgWayne Knight · 14 quotes
Princess Mira NovaNicole Sullivan · 6 quotes
XXR6 quotes
Commander NebulaAdam Carolla · 4 quotes
Booster Sinclair MunchapperStephen Furst · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Buzz Lightyear & Emperor Zurg (8), Buzz Lightyear & Princess Mira Nova (5), Buzz Lightyear & Commander Nebula (4)
This is Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. By the authority of the Galactic Alliance, all evil entities will now surrender to me.
I am Gravitina, the mistress of mass and all of its attractions.
Why must the cute ones be such bimbos?
[Cut to the research room - a digital bust of a robot]
The latest in research robotics, stolen! Our newest warbot, pilfered! This high-tech crime wave poses a threat to machines, humans, and every other life-form in the galaxy.
[drives up to Nebula] We're on the case, Pop!
Didn't I tell you to stop calling me that?!
Understood completely, "Dad".
I'm not your dad. You were built by the LGMs. For Pete's sake, I only signed the work order!
[sets his hand on Nebula's shoulder] Mind for right exactly, Papoo.
Get your greasy arm off me, you stinkin'-
We'll get right on it, Commander.
Um, let's see, uh... I blew up your orbitron regulator so you'll crash into capital planet and I destroyed your power supply so you can't correct your orbit and... oh yeah! And I shrunk your commander's space suit.
[removing his disguise] And this isn't real money!
[Mira appears from behind Lardak.]
Lardak Lurdak, you are under arrest for counterfeiting!
[grabs Mira] I don't think so!
[He throws Mira into Buzz.]
Whoa!
[Lardak hops aboard his bike and takes off to escape from Buzz and Mira. Mira pops out of the shade.]
[points at Lardak] Buzz, he's getting away!
[pops out of the shade, to Mira] Negative.
[The episode begins with Team Lightyear in Star Cruiser 42 approaching a planet called "Karn", a jungle world filled with dangerous predators. Buzz tries to contact the Karn Bio-station and its researcher, Doctor Ozma Furbanna.]
Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. [He gets no reply. He then turns to his team.] Here's what we know, team. It's been three months since the Karn Bio-station's last report. Star Command wants answers and we're gonna find 'em.
[Suddenly, he sees a mysterious pterodactyl-like creature coming, causing him to steer clear from it's path, but it crashes into 42's positioning antenna and breaks it off, preventing Booster from navigating.]
We just lost our positioning antenna!
[nonchalantly] No biggie.
Wait. If I may, sir, no antenna means no navigation!
[still unfazed] I repeat, no biggie.
How are we gonna land?
[sarcastically] By the seat of our pants.
Heh, good thing I've got big pants.
Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station, do you read? [He still gets no answer. sighs] Still no contact. I hope Doctor What's-her-name's alright down there.
You mean, Dr. Ozma Furbanna? She's one of the most honored animal research scientists in the galaxy.
Yeah, that's great, Mira.
How's our patient? [sees Buzz awake] Ah, he's finally awake.
And he's in serious need of a briefing.
Buzz, we found you on Tradeworld, out cold. We lost all contact with you for eight hours.
[surprised] Eight hours?! [He tries to swat the Med Probe away.] Pesky little...
[off-screen] Good!
I don't remember anything. One minute I'm slapping the bracelets on Warp Darkmatter...
Ah, yes. Your old Academy pal-gone-bad.
[nods] Yeah, him. Next thing I know, I'm lying here having a personal laser check with the Med Probe!
[He tries to Kung-Fu chop the Probe, but misses. The Med Probe then plugs into the status plug, where it reveals the very source of what caused Buzz to black out: an implant.]
[off-screen] Uh-oh.
Uh-oh? What uh-oh? Clarify that uh-oh.
We've got an implant of unknown origin.
What's unknown about it? It has to be Darkmatter's doing! [to the LGMs] Take it out!
[To the Little Green Men] ASAP!
[Next scene, the Little Green Men are preparing to remove Buzz's implant. Buzz is laying on his stomach.]
Preparing to remove implant.
[He prepares to screw the implant out, but gets electrocuted along with the other LGMs because the implant has a security defense system.]
[off-screen] It has a defense system!
Sir, my space suit. I'll find Warp Darkmatter and get to the bottom of this.
Buzz, I can't give it to ya.
You said you couldn't leave without me!
That's right, I couldn't. Because I can't drive a stick.
Oh...
[The episode begins with a close-up of Buzz's eyes.]
Evil. [whispers] It's everywhere. The galaxy reeks of it. I can fight it. But, I can't fight it alone. I need your help. [The screen zooms out to reveal his full body and XR beside him.] If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Now, you gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I care enough to act"? Well, do ya?
[The anteater citizens look at Buzz while they eat some meat loaf called "mulnar loaf". One female anteater, named Flon, offers some mulnar loaf to Buzz, who reacts with repulse at the smell of the loaf.]
More mulnar loaf, Ranger Lightyear?
No thank you, ma'am.
If anyone is to be harmed, IT'S YOU! [presses his "Z" emblem and activates his rocket boots, flying away. Buzz tries to shoot him, but misses as the Evil Emperor laughs evilly. Buzz grunts in frustration and activates his jetpack, taking off in hot pursuit of his archenemy.] Didn't know about the rocket boots, did you, Buzz? And I got them on sale!
It's gonna take more than fancy footwear to save ya!
[Zurg takes out his Ion Blaster and fires at Buzz, who dodges the blasts and fires his laser back at the Evil Emperor, who dodges his counterattack. Klerm watches with interest.]
Cool.
[He chuckles. Back to Zurg, he looks for Buzz before hearing the Space Ranger from above and looks up.]
[off-screen] Lookin' for somethin'?
So, how are ya?
Great. Other than the time I spent rotting away in prison!
Do you know what consumed my thoughts while I was locked up?!
Wrong! [slams XR to the ground] I thought and I thought and I thought about why they deactivated me, but made you a Ranger! [points at XR]
Me? That's a puzzlement. You know, that one keeps me up nights.
I studied your schematics. There is one part that makes you different, makes you better: your omega-class AFD!
AFD? I don't even know what that is.
I don't know what it is, either. But, it is the only thing they gave you that they didn't give me!
[He morphs his right arm into a drilling machine to extract XR's Air-Freshening Device from him to steal it.]
To infin-Bzzzzzzz...! To infinity and be-FEEEEEEEE...!
[fixes it] Well, let's see, this should do it...
To infinity, and more infinity!
A thousand years, and this is the best they could do?
Ease off your thrusters, tour shuttle. Space Rangers will take it from here.
[off-screen] Not today, citizen!
What in the name of Aunt Fanny's fluke is going on here?!
I'm Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.
[interrupting] I know who you are! I'm Panchax, Chief of Security, and that was a very expensive machine you wrecked!
If it was so expensive, perhaps you shouldn't have let it be sabotaged.
[Booster snickers at this, something that Panchax doesn't take kindly to as he swims towards him.]
Oh, and you've got all the answers?
Officer Panchax, with all due respect, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Too bad, 'cause I run the show down here and I'm gonna bust those thieves! You and your lung-breathing space cowboys BETTER STAY OUT OF MY WAY!
[He leaves.]
Well, someone seemed to be a little bit tense.
Like someone with something to hide. Mira, you and XR keep an eye on Officer Panchax.
[to XR] Let's go, shorty. You're with me.
Somebody's up to no good down here, Booster, and we're gonna find out who.
Intruders!
I really don't like that guy. [presses a switch to set off an alarm, alerting Blackfin] Blackfin! Intruders in the missile chamber! Stop them!
[hears the alarm] Oh, craters! This thing's complicated!
[notices Blackfin coming towards them] I'll hold him off!
[takes a look at Capital Planet from his radar] I can't afford to wait any longer. [swims up to the controls] Missile launch!
CURSE YOU, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!
[The episode begins with Brain Pod #13, previously seen in "The Adventure Begins", escaping from Zurg's Hornets, who are blasting at him for defecting against the Evil Emperor Zurg himself. #13 boards an escape pod and flees from Zurg's Dreadnought. Zurg is livid about this and grabs a Grub by the front collar while the other Grubs flee from his wrath.]
Brain Pod #13 escaped?! Details! What do we know about him?
Indeed. There's only one man who can find Brain Pod #13. Send for Shiv Katall!
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