Dragon Ball GT quotes

These are the Black Star Dragon Balls. They were made long ago before Kami separated from Piccolo. And I know this because I am a brilliant researcher and an unrivaled mastermind...with a special knack for devious behavior.

Excuse me, guys...but I've noticed that every time we're on the brink of success, something inevitably happens to keep us away from it...so what do ya say we hurry up with this.

Goku

(after Pilaf wishes that Goku be turned into a child, and Shenron grants his wish) Wow, the room got a lot bigger somehow.

Goku

So...uh...do I have to go back to school now?

Pan

(after discovering that Goku is the little boy) No! You're not my grandpa! I have stuffed animals bigger than you!

Chi-Chi

I was already aging faster than him as it was, but this...it's unnatural, I bet you did this on purpose!

Pan

If you don't want me to poke fun, then keep your voice down.

Goten

Do you mind? I'm trying to talk on the phone!

Pan

It's a mobile phone!

Chi-Chi

It's not like this is the first time you've gone Dragon Ball hunting to save the Earth. You don't mind going, do you?

Goku

Why do I have to be the one to go?

Chi-Chi

(yelling) What do you mean "why"!? You've never balked at this kind of adventure before!

Goku

Yeah, I guess I'm just a little tired. Getting shrunk down to the size of a kid again really takes it out of me.

Chi-Chi

If you go into space, you'll see scary monsters and aliens that will try and get you.

Pan

I'm not afraid of anything.

Videl

Pan, you sleep with a night-light.

Pan

Um...

Goku

Sorry Pan, but going to space is just for adults.

Pan

I'm taller than you grandpa! (sticks her tongue out at Goku)

Gohan

Who hung up?

Bulma

Some guy complaining about your father for some reason.

Gohan

Was it someone from a restaurant? We get those calls a lot.

Vegeta

(To Goten and Trunks) Both of you have begun to grow unbearably soft in these times of peace...and with Kakarot leading the search, you'll see trouble in no time.

Goten

You do know that I have a date tonight...

Vegeta

Dating is for the weak!

Goten

Aww...

Trunks

What about me? I am the president of Capsule Corp!

Vegeta

Then consider this a hostile takeover.

Goten

It's not that I don't want to find the Dragon Balls, I just know that my mother would never let me set foot on a spaceship.

Vegeta

It was all her idea.

Chi-Chi

Well, let's see...I do laundry once a week. So if I do laundry 51 more times, they should be getting home while I'm folding.

Trunks

One of our stabilizer jets fell off!

Goku

Ahhh!

Pan

(same time as Goku) Ahhh!

Trunks

If we don't land soon, things are gonna get really bad.

Pan

How bad? What do you mean?

Trunks

The ship will be torn apart!

Pan

(crying) Why did you tell me that!? I'm just a kid! You should've lied! What's wrong with you!?

Goku

If we die, everyone on Earth will die too!

Pan

(crying) Will you shut up! What kind of adults are you, anyway!? Waah, I want my mommy!

Pan

I don't wanna die!

Trunks

Nobody's going to die here! We're just going to crash land.

Pan

Are you nuts!? People die in crash landings!

Goku

(after a robot mistakes Goku for a bag and lifts him to take him to a hotel room) I'm not a bag! I'm a person you stupid robot! Put me down! What kind of robot are you?

I am a Porterbot 3000, programmed to retrieve and deliver luggage in a prompt and courteous manner.

Goku

Yeah, well, you must have a screw loose because I'm not luggage!

(to Pan and Trunks) This is where you will be staying. I hope you enjoy your honeymoon.

Pan

Hmm?

Trunks

Hmm?

Goku

Ohh...