Gin Tama quotes

Now, fair and square.

Gintoki

Heh. Fair? [puts hand on his sword] Don’t make me laugh. [runs away]

Bah! He’s running! He turned tail and ran! After him!

Gintoki

[while running] In this modern age, sword fighting isn’t the thing to do, you know. [climbs over the wall] Sorry, but there’s something I want to watch on TV at four.

Shinpachi

Gin-san! S-save me!

Shinpachi

I’m not letting them chase me!

We finally cornered you!

Gintoki

What are you talking about? We LET you corner us.

Kagura

Be thankful!

What the hell? Are you being a sore loser? Do you think we’re idiots? You led us all around town.

Yo!

Yo!

I can’t hear you. One more time. Yo!

Yo!

You’re still not loud enough. Wanna do it again?

No, we haven’t much time.

I see.

How is that matter proceeding?

Yes, it’s going very well. Please take a look at this proposal. [hands him a thick stack of paper]

[reading] “The first party, henceforth referred to as ‘the planners,’ shall hereby requisition”…I don’t know what the hell this means! Is this some kind of legal bullshit?

Okita

Goodbye, vice captain. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]

Hijikata

[straightening up from being bent down] Oi Sougo, just what do you think you’re doing? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

Okita

Oh, no. It was just a joke. A joke! I’m always doing it, aren’t I?

Hijikata

You’re always trying to kill me?

Shinpachi

Gin-san, this isn’t looking good.

Gintoki

Yeah, I know. It’s not good to be reading Jump at my age.

Kagura

That’s true, the onigiri you roll taste terrible.

Shinpachi

I don’t mean either of those! I’m talking about this!

Gintoki

Our checkbook?

Kagura

Ha! Don’t make fun of me. You can’t eat a thing like that!

Gintoki

What are you, some tantrum throwing brat who forgot to buy his Jump? Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just have to ignore it and not pick at it, and it’ll go away.

Gintoki

That’s….

Kagura

a sinus infection?

Shinpachi

It’s an earthquake, dummy!

Gintoki

The earth’s rowdier than a group of five high school guys living under the same roof.

Kagura

That’s just not normal is it?

Gintoki

Well, it happens in Jump.

Shinpachi

Right, right, I'm coming. We already have a newspaper...

I heard this is the place that will do anything you ask.

Shinpachi

[lightning flashes in the background] BA!!

Kagura

Shinpachi, what are you doing? If you don't hurry, my show's gonna start.

I heard that you were the Yorozuya.

Kagura

[lightning flashes in background] KA!!

Gintoki

Jesus, man, is he really being so forceful? If he's not backing off, just say you'll kick his ass and-

This is the Yorozuya, isn't it?

Gintoki

[lightning flashes in background] NA!!

Shinpachi

BA!

Kagura

KA!

Gintoki

NA!

Ayame

I see. So the money wasn’t a dowry for us, Gin-san.

Gintoki

Why would I love you? You can’t even have a lover in your profession.

Ayame

Cold as usual, I see. But I won’t give up even after such a warning.

Gintoki

Hey, what’s that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you’re way off base, you know.

Ayame

Do you think that pushing me away is going to make me happy?

Gintoki

Just do something about it, Natto woman!

Ayame

[falls to the ground, spilling the natto on Gintoki’s head] That’s right. That’s what I want. It’s my passion. It’s what turns me on!

Shinpachi

What’s with this? It stinks.

Kagura

The natto smell turns her on?

Gintoki

Well, whatever. At any rate, raise his hit points another hundred or so.

Kondo

Oh, so this is the blueprint.

Kondo Isao. He’s the terrifying captain of the Shinsengumi.

Kondo

By the way, Hijikata, I don’t understand a bit of it.

Hijikata

I’ve been talking for ten minutes about how it’s a blueprint for an Amanto machine, Kondo-san.

Kondo

Oh yes, that’s right. Some kind of machine, is it?

Hijikata

So there’s someone here in Edo who wants to use that device to power some evil machination.

Kondo

[gasps] But wait…[dramatic pause] What’s an evil machination?

Katsura

Gintoki.

Gintoki

Zura!

Katsura

It’s not Zura. It’s Katsura.