State of Grace quotes

Even now, years later, I find myself dreaming about...wigwams. And my parents are inside one, buying souvenirs.

(to Hannah on first day of school) You sure you don't want me to come with you?

(handing Hannah various notes) Okay, this is for lunch, sharp objects, water, running, jumping--emergency phone numbers.

You remember those ads for Kraft Foods? Well, that was what we had for lunch that day. A perfectly balanced meal including ham...and shrimp...and milk. What can I say? It was a trayf still-life. (takes a note from her pocket; we hear Evelyn's voice) Hannah is not allowed to eat ham, shellfish, or any combination of milk and meat. Sincerely, Mrs. David Rayburn.

But let's focus on the big-ticket item. The thing with cloven hooves.

Grace

So, you gonna eat that ham or put it on a leash and keep it as pet?

So I picked up my fork and turned my back on 5,000 years of history.

Sister Bernice. Imagine Boris Karloff, in a skort.

Whatsa matter, Rayburn? You don't have a note, do you?

Oh, please. I had more notes than a piano. But every fiber of my being cried out, DON'T SHOW THEM TO BORIS!

Grace

(dueling with archery arrows) Ha! I challenge you to a duel!

(whispering) Where are we?

Grace

Enemy territory. I'll go in first. The element of surprise! Cover me.

Grace

(after diving into the Pines' pool) Oh come on in, we're dead anyway!