Mighty Max quotes

Virgil

Every person has a gift, and in that gift lies their destiny. You, Mighty Max, are the Chosen One.

Max

Chosen One? What did I win? Cash? Prizes? Video games? Where's Ed McMahon?

At last. The Chosen One. Turn around so that I may see you.

Max

Oh wait, don't tell me. Skullmaster, I presume?

Virgil

Max, my boy...you are Earth's only hope!

Max

You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves.

Virgil

I'm afraid the aliens' ships are invisible to radar and your military is no match for their superior firepower.

Max

Oh, and I am? How about Norman? I really have a good feeling about him.

Norman

I eat aliens for breakfast!

Max

Ha, you see? They're even on his diet.

Max

Hey Virg, how come you can't fly?

Virgil

I learned to read instead.

Max

Watch out, Bea! There are...

Three hideous looking things in black robes behind me?

Max

Yeah. How'd you know?

[as the camera pans over to show three more robed minions behind Max] Lucky guess.

Max

Hey, cool special effects! Yo, Ven...what's the gimmick?

No! You've disrupted the celestial timing! Do you realize what you've done?!

Max

Spoiled your moontan?

Max

[opening and sniffing what he thinks is insect repellant] Whoo! That'll keep the bugs away. [He reads the label on the bottle] Huh, "Turkish furniture polish". Nice going, Mom...

Norman

I don't mind being outnumbered.

Max

Oh, yeah? Do you mind being locked up in a Turkish prison for the rest of your life?!

Max

Virg, why do I get the feeling that waking the Doom Dragon is a bad thing?

Virgil

When the Doom Dragon arises, he will rupture Odin's rift, cracking the world asunder!

Max

Uh-huh...sort of, "have you riven a fjord lately?"

Norman

Slow as ever, ungainly beast. Slow and stupid!

Virgil

What on earth are gorillas doing, driving chariots?

Max

Trying to kill us, Virg!

I don't know, Virgil. Do you think Max is okay?

Virgil

Oh, don't worry. I'm sure he'll be all right. I mean, it's only a bloodthirsty eight-hundred-pound gorilla wanting to tear him limb from limb. He's faced much worse!

Gee, thanks.

Max, what are you gonna do with that thing?!

Max

I don't know, Mother, I thought I'd ask the big guy out for a game of stickball!

They need to be near people. The more humans around, the faster they multiply.

Max

My aunt Iris is like that...

I just wanted something special for the museum...I never thought it could lead to the end of civilization as we know it!

Max

Hey, come on, it's okay, Mom...it could happen to anyone!