TV show quotes
Characters
NealSamm Levine · 20 quotes
Bill HaverchuckMartin Starr · 17 quotes
Sam WeirJohn Francis Daley · 16 quotes
Lindsay WeirLinda Cardellini · 13 quotes
Daniel DesarioJames Franco · 12 quotes
Harold WeirJoe Flaherty · 12 quotes
Ken MillerSeth Rogen · 10 quotes
Nick AndopolisJason Segel · 8 quotes
Kim KellyBusy Philipps · 6 quotes
Millie KentnerSarah Hagan · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Neal & Sam Weir (11), Neal & Bill Haverchuck (10), Bill Haverchuck & Sam Weir (5)
You guys know Lindsay?
Yeah, you were in my English class last year. You were the chick that got an A, right?
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?
I don't know. What are you gonna do?
Are you guys going to the homecoming dance?
Excuse me?
Daniel [to Lindsay] : That's funny. It's a joke, right?
My dad's kinda makin' me go.
Your dad's makin' you go to the dance? What's that all about?
Who's your dad? Hitler?
[to Sam] The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen "Star Wars" 27 times. You do the math.
Check it out man, that's uh 14 mounted toms, 8 floor toms, 4 splashes, 2 gongs, 10 cowbells , 4 rides, 5 snares, a rototom rack, and it's all mounted on my infamous quadruple kick drum system. Six more pieces and I got a bigger set than Neil Peart from Rush, yeah.
That's great Nick.
Teachers want us to work, and I say, "Fine, I'll work. But you've gotta let me do the kind of work that I wanna do." And for me, it's my drum kit, man. This is my passion. This is the essence of who I am now. But before I had this, I was lost, too. You see what I'm saying? You need to find your reason for living. You've gotta find your big, gigantic drum kit.
Why don't you blow your nose in some bread and make me a sandwich?
I had a friend who used to smoke. Know what he's doing now? He's dead. You think smoking looks cool, let's go dig him up and see how cool he looks now.
[Later at dinner]
You know, there was a girl in our school... and she had premarital sex. Know what she did on her graduation day? Died! Of a heroin overdose!
Dad? Are any of your friends alive?
The smart ones.
All my new friends think I'm some goody-two-shoes and all my old friends think I'm throwing my life away. What the hell am I supposed to do?
Well, my house is so boring looking...so I just wanted to make it look more party-like.
Well I'll tell you how to make it look more party-like. Point me to the keg.
Oh yeah.
In the corner.
Then I am in the corner.
I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep, that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment...Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.
No. But he died on the toilet.
Well, that's paradise compared to where the Sex Pistols are gonna end up.
What's non-alcoholic beer?
It's beer but without that ingredient that makes you drunk.
Alcohol?
Yeah.
Keg of beer, please.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Oh, we need a keg of non-alcoholic beer.
No!
But we need it.
What for?
We're gonna switch the kegs at his sister's party.
Righteous!
Keg of beer, please.
Don't see that happening.
Oh, no, we'd like non-alcoholic beer.
Oh, really? No!
Please? We really need it!
What for?
We're gonna switch the kegs at his sister's party.
Righteous!
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Hold on, I'm gonna put the phone on my bionic ear. That's--that's better. No, don't talk so loud! Don't forget, I've got bionic hearing.
Knock it off, blondie. You're gonna blow the speakers.
Oh, I'm sorry, Grandpa. I'll try not to blow anything of yours from now on.
Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in these peanuts.
Last time I had this much fun, I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans.
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