Father of the Pride quotes

Okay listen up, you need a zebra rug, I need to get a crazy Hindu elephant off my back.

(Talking into camera) Vegas. Where every thrill is for sale including... murder! (Makes Psycho sound effects while zooming camera in and out on zebra)

I don't even know why I bothered learning the numbers in maths 'cause I have found the one!

(Elephant - Speaking very fast and worried) The turkey's just my roommate!

DAMN YOU CARL!

If only there was a symbol of mob anger! (Looks at torches and pitchforks) ROCKS!

Why are you talking like a black man from 1991?

(After Kate has torn up a rug) Awesome. Am I the only one turned on by this? (Kate looks at him angrily) Yes I am.

If I wasn't white, I'd be dancin'!

Hey! I'm a lion! You were upset, so I attacked!

Weird. I suddenly feel the urge to chug a beer and chase around a heavy set bar wench.

Well, aren't you glad I didn't say banana?

We live in a civilized community. I have a shower cap.

You saw the way he loves that thing... he brushes its teeth!

Oh God! Our daughter's a nip head!