Privileged quotes

Sage

[upon meeting Megan] I know who you are... And PS I puke cuter than that outfit you're wearing.

Charlie

Yeah my job comes with a hair net, I don't judge.

Megan

[to Sage] With great power, comes great responsibility. Shout out to Uncle Ben.

Megan

Uncle Ben is Spider-Man's uncle, not mine. I just want to make that clear.

[to Megan] Hey lady, I can see your vajayjay.

Sage

You think you can lecture me on being a good sister? I'd jump in front of a bus to save rose from being hurt. You'd throw lily under a bus for fun.

Sage

I so would have rocked my mug shot...

Marco

I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities.

Megan

Aren't you coming with me?

Marco

Oh yes, I just love unnecessary encounters with law enforcement officers... you're on your own Sister Sledge.

It's nice to see you on top of things...

Megan

I like to be on top.... of things... in work situations.

Megan

You can't not try because you're afraid your gonna fail... that'd be like not wanting to go on a date because your afraid all guys will cheat on you... that'd be like not writing because your afraid your not gonna get published anyways

Rose

Are we talking about Sex and the City now? Because I loved that movie.

Megan

Being in the principal's office kinda makes you feel like a kid a again. You probably are a kid. Bad kid if your sitting here. I was a good kid. Not that I'm judging you. Just saying. Hugs, not drugs.

Mr. Cassidy will see you now.

Megan

[to kid] I'll put in a good word for you.

Sage

If she has to Laurel will buy you in to Duke just like Parker's dad bought him into Brown.

Megan

Hello? If that's the case what am I doing here?

Sage

Good point, don't forget to write.

Megan

I had to go on a date just so people wouldn't think I was a lesbian..

Marco

I could see that...

Megan

I know I would make such a great lesbian.. but sadly I'm straight.

Marco

Go on just pretend like we're not even here.

Megan

I'm not talking to myself. I'm just practicing a conversation I'm going to have with a real person at a later date. Totally different.

Megan

They're really sweet with each other.

Marco

They have to be, who else is gonna like them?

Charlie

The case of sage's exploding face has officially been solved. Apparently Betty and Veronica here thought it would be a good idea to put muscle relaxers in Sage's drink.

Megan

You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.

Sage

Laurel found out!

Megan

Yeah, the woman's good.

Megan

Can we go to the spa?

Patience grasshopper.

Megan

Patience schmacience. I have a knot so deep in my neck it's almost a bone... I named it Sage.