Mr. Bean quotes

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All Seasons
 Season 1  

Bean: No, no, no, no. I'm driving.

Man In Park: Are you having a sandwich?
Mr. Bean: Oh, yes!

Student: Done your revision?
Mr. Bean: Uh, oh yes. I concentrated on trigonomentry.
Student: I've done calculus, mainly.
Mr. Bean: Oh! I believe they concentrated on calculus last year!
Student: Oh! Oh dear!
[Mr. Bean snickers]

[At a magic show Bean is onstage and the magician has made his watch disappear]
[Bean is in a box with a slot. He slides it open]
Mr. Bean: Excuse me, I'm looking for my watch!
[The magician shuts the slot]

[Bean has spread butter onto his sandwich with his credit card]
Mr. Bean: My flexible friend.
[ To the Man in the Park ] Mr. Bean "Just popped out for lunch" Mr. Bean "ATCHOO!"

[Bean is in a Restaurant and has just tried his Steak Tatare which he doesn't like. He is making an awful face]
Manager: Everything to your satisfaction sir?
Bean: [Grinning] Mmmm.
[Manager goes away and Bean grimmaces again]
Waiter: Is everything all right sir?
Bean: Oh yes
Waiter: Are you sure?
Bean: Mmmm, yes. [Picks up a forkful as if he is about to eat it but hesitates to put it in his mouth]
[The Waiter goes and Bean quickly disposes of the offending food]

[Bean is playing Bingo with a mouthful of water and a goldfish]
Bingo Caller: Green any way round 69.
Bean: [Swallows goldfish] Bingo!

[Bean pushing another Mini car]
[He gets some soldiers to help push the car]
Mr. Bean: I'm in!

[Rupert and Hubert have put the clock forward to midnight while Bean is out of the room so they can escape his dull New Year's Eve Party]
Rupert and Hubert: Ah Happy New Year!
Bean: Goodness me. Doesn't time fly when you're enjoying yourself?