Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes

"Need a Date? Call Ron" Crush (Season 1)
"Detention: Room 12" Tick-Tick-Tick (Season 1)
"Warning: Mutant Vermin on Campus" Tick-Tick-Tick (Season 1)
"Detention: Still Room 12" Tick-Tick-Tick (Season 1)
"Procrastinator's Club: Meeting Postponed" Number One (Season 1)
"PICK BRICK! Paid for by Bonnie Rockwaller." Royal Pain (Season 1)
"Home of Kim Style" Kimitation Nation (Season 1)
"Lunch Special: Chicken Fried Sushi" Low Budget (Season 1)
"Middleton Medical Center: Ask about our specials" (Middleton Hospital) Fearless Ferret (Season 2)
"Chez Ron Now Serving" Two to Tutor (Season 2)
"History Field Trip Yesterday" Rewriting History (Season 2)
"Those Who Fail History Are Doomed to Repeat It" Rewriting History (Season 2)
"Pun Club Sign Up" The Truth Hurts (Season 2)
"Look into our pupils" The Truth Hurts (Season 2)
"We have class" The Truth Hurts (Season 2)
"Lunch on The Ron" Ron Millionaire (Season 2)
"Vegan club meating canceled" Go Team Go (Season 2)
"Mutated Roach Awareness Week" Roachie (Season 3)
"Sinkhole Awareness Week" Roachie (Season 3)
"Home of the Gravy Ghost" Gorilla Fist (Season 3)
"Home of Double-Cheese Pizza" Gorilla Fist (Season 3)
"Reading: It's a Novel Idea" Overdue (Season 3)
"THE END" So The Drama (Season 3)
"not THE END" Ill Suited (Season 4)
"Ron Unstoppable!" Ill Suited (Season 4)
"Pep Rally: Some Assembly Required" Grande Size Me (Season 4)
"Come for the classes, Stay for the pie" Grande Size Me (Season 4)
"Freshman Orientation!" Trading Faces (Season 4)
"Freshman Re-orientation!" Trading Faces (Season 4)
"Testing, Testing 1-2-3... and 4 pm." Clothes Minded (Season 4)
"If you lived here, you'd be home schooled by now." Big Brother (Season 4)
"Unemployment starts now." Graduation Part 1 (Season 4)
Unsourced Feature Films

(Kim and Ron are driving through the woods on Ron's scooter)
Ron: Kim, the only thing down this road is the old Middleton Fairgrounds.
Kim: That, and Adrena Lynn.
Ron: That place is haunted. Plus, I lost ten bucks trying to win a stuffed hippo.
Kim: Too bad, Ron. If it weren't for you and your stories, we wouldn't be here!

(After Kim has saved Brick)
Kim: Let's see. (imitating Adrena Lynn's voice) What will I do next? (takes Adrena Lynn, and flies high up with her using a jetpack)
Adrena Lynn: I do extreme stunts for a living. You think I'm afraid of heights?
Kim: You fake extreme stunts. Let the world see how brave you are when there's real danger. (flies wildly) Not so extreme after all now, are you? Are you?!
Adrena Lynn: (terrified) No.
Jim & Tim: (watching it on television) Now she tells us!

(At the Possible residence, the TV is only showing static)
Mr. Dr. Possible: Darn TV!
Tim: You have to make it work. What good having a broken leg if you can't watch TV all day?
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Maybe this is a good thing. We can have quality family time.
Jim: (desperate) Dad, please!
Tim: You're rocket scientist. Can't you do something?
Mr. Dr. Possible: Well, I could put it in geosynchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help.

(In the Possible living room, Kim's dad is shown to have broken his leg)
Mr. Dr. Possible: Kimmie, the team needs a coach, just until I'm back on my feet.
Kim: You cannot be serious; I don't know the first thing about soccer.
Mrs. Dr. Possible: What's to know? You're wonderful with children. (Jim and Tim come in rolling, fighting and knocking over furniture)
Kim: (angrily) Those are not children! I'm not even sure if they are human! (the Kimmunicator beeps) Wade, what's the sitch?
Wade: There's been some trouble at JP Barrymore's Pizza Partytorium!
Kim: Tell me about it! My dad is totally out of action.
Wade: No, Kim, after you guys left, they were robbed.

(While Kim is watching the TV in ther locker)
Anchorwoman: And, in our top story, Ron Stoppable of the Middleton High newspaper reports that extreme teen Adrena Lynn is an extreme fake.
Ron: (shows a newspaper) I'm in the paper, too. I'm national, baby!
Kim: (reads from the newspaper) "Ace reporter Ron Stoppable, heralded for breaking the story of TV fake. Adrena Lynn's ratings plummet faster than her fake fall." Can this get any more annoying?

Adrena Lynn: (about Kim) She is so toast! Roll the camera!
Cameraman: Hello, Lynn, we've been cancelled!
Adrena Lynn: We're not cancelled until I say we're cancelled! (Cameraman starts to film as she talks) A lonely highway, a desperate mission. Tonight I will pull my greatest stunt yet! Revenge against Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable! (the camera man cuts the camera) How's that for a teaser?
Cameraman: Good. It'd be better if we had an audience.
Adrena Lynn: Oh, we will.

Adrena Lynn: Fuh-reaky! (repeated line)

Adrena Lynn: High school quarterback, Brick Flagg, takes the ride of his life! And only one person can save him! His beloved girlfriend, Kim Possible!
Ron: And me.
Kim: Drop the dramatics, Adrena Lynn. This isn't a game!
Adrena Lynn: Exactly! It's real, it's extreme, and it's freaky!

Adrena Lynn: Ratings are up, merchandise sales are up!
Cameraman: M-hm. Copycat incidences are up, too.
Adrena Lynn: It means they're watching. Not my fault if the little dweebs aren't careful.
Cameraman: Maybe they don't getting you fake the stunts?
Adrena Lynn: Whatever. The point is if we're to stay on top, the next stunt must be bigger, more extreme!
Cameraman: Like what?
Adrena Lynn: I'm thinking bungee. Freaky!

Agent Will Du: I've got no time for games.
Big Daddy: That's too bad. I was going to suggest you and my friend play "Thud."
Will: "Thud"?
[Big Daddy claps; large goon emerges from the shadows; Will Du is tossed through a window.]
Big Daddy: [laughs] I love that game!

Alien: Greetings, Anchor Man! I come from a distant star cluster, seeking chocolate!
Wade: Hey, Eugene.
Alien: Aw, how did you know it was me?
Wade: Cross-ref'd your ISP address. I put the candy credits in your mailbox.
Alien: Thanks, Wade! Go in peace.

Amy: You are the biggest meanie in the world!
Drakken : Aha, you have heard of me.

Artie Smarty: [first lines] What up, Punk Breath?

Artie Smarty: [on seeing Rufus] Hey, little naked dude. [waves to him]