TaleSpin quotes

Don Karnage

Greetings and salivations, fellow aviator. It is I, that panic provoking pirate: Don Karnage.

Kit Cloudkicker

[Dropping in on the Air Pirates, snagging the chest] For me?! You shouldn't have.

Don Karnage

Oh, well, it was nothing really... [Sees Kit running away] STOP THAT BOY!

Don Karnage

[crashing] I am sorry to fracture the festivities... but I have brief announcement.

Kit

[Knocking on his window from outside, hanging bombon for dear life] Hello?

Oh, hiya, kid. Need a lift?

Kit

[Nodding] Mm-hmm.

Okay by me. Though it's comfier inside.

[About the Air Pirates] Boy! They're tougher to shake than ticks on a dog.

Kit

No one can fly like that!

Great pilot, great plane.

Kit

Awesome! So what's next? A double-reverse Himmelman? A pretzel twist?

No. A quick exit.

You, sir, are delinquent on your last six payments and unless funds totaling 3000 dollars are deposited in our fiduciary institution by 9am tomorrow, we will be forced to foreclose on your aircraft home.

What's this guy speak in English?

Kit

He said: "No dough, plane go".

Kit! You're a genius! With a capital J!

[Laughs] Hey! My flying is A+. [At the last minute, avoids a cliff face and crashes]

Kit

Yeah, but your landing's a C-.

Morning, I'm Re-

We're closed, lady. Come back when the sun's warm, like June. Bye-bye.

Shere Khan

I've spent years turning Khan Industries into the biggest corporation in the world. And I've discovered that business is like a jungle. You see, there are the eaters and there are the eat-ums.

[About to eat a super sundae Krakatoa Special] Sorry, Lucy, but there's not enough here for both of us.

Could you give us a bid on this bauble, like what's it worth?

Louie

[Examining the crystal] Ooh... Aah... Yowza!

Yeah? Yeah? How much is "Yowza"?!

Kit

Yeah, in round numbers!

Louie

Nothing, cuz. It's not a jewel.

Nothing?!

Louie

Nada. Zero. Zip. Zilch.

Molly

[To Kit] See you later, navigator.

Don Karnage

[Singing] O sole mio, o so-do-you-o...