Katherine quotes from The Loud House

"You've pranked us all, Luan, and it was high time for us to get you back."

That kid with the white hair is right! This town is special, and so is my town!

And so is mine. No town deserves to be flooded by you. Get your promotion some other way, Crandall. We don't want a sixth lake.

[groans] You bunch of babies! Ugh! Come on, Donna, we'll do it ourselves.

I don't know. Might not be the best look to flood a precious small town on live television.

This is Katherine Mulligan, covering the destruction of my town in HD-

[yanks Katherine away; chuckles] I mean, I would never flood this beautiful town. [waves] Hi, Mom, happy birthday.

[on phone] Joyce, this is the Oversecretary. I saw everything. Bulldozing a perfectly good town on live TV? YOU'RE FIRED!

[comforting her] There, there.

Don't touch me.

We did it! Royal Woods is saved!

Gotcha. [he and his friends run over to Katherine and Principal Ramirez, surprising them with horror] Principal Ramirez! Action News Team!

Excuse me.

Principal Ramirez, how much has Katherine Mulligan been paying you to steal out news stories?

I don't know what you're talking about.

[sneaks up next to her and puts the microphone in her face, causing her to wobble and fall into the lake] We're asking the questions here.

The jig is up, Katherine "Shady Shader" Mulligan! The book Principal Ramirez was going to give you, is a bunch of phony news leaks we planted! Bam! [looks closely at the book cover] "Passion under the Pompeii Moon?" Uh-oh.

[snatches the book from him, angrily] You bet you're "uh-oh." Ms. Mulligan and I are in a book club together. Now someone get me out of here.

That's the story. We've been meeting to swap novels we're reading.

Stella

So you weren't leaking our stories?

Of course not! This what you spend your time on, making false accusations? I have half a mind to shut down the Action News Team.

Stella

Please, don't!

No, dawg!

We're sorry.

Give us another chance.

[steps in front] I'm Katherine Mulligan, and I agree with these children. Sure, they got the story wrong. But they've got real drive. [giggles] It reminds me of me when I was starting out. I say they deserve a second chance.

[out of her mind; annoyed] Fine. [The Action News Team jump and share a high-five; exits the lake, wagging her finger] But no more wild goose chases or knocking principals in lakes.

Promise.

We swear.

It was Zach.

Thanks, Ms. Mulligan. But we have to know, how the heck have you been able to scoop us?

With help from my boyfriend. He's a real sweetie with even sweeter leads. But I had no idea he was getting them from you.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Award-winning news celebrity coming through. Nice to meet you. I'm…

[surprised] Katherine Mulligan!

Yes, I'm here with my favorite niece, Adeline Mulligan. [turns around, revealing Adeline in a baby harness on her back] And I need to say, your own band is really a toddler sensation. I love to have you perform on my morning show, Kat Chat. Start the other day with a hot, steaming up of Katherine!

Luna

A gig? On TV?! For REAL?!

Absolutely. And Katherine Mulligan pays a generous appearance fee. So, what do you say?

Luna

Let me discuss with my associates.

Guys, we could get those thumpin' speakers, like, way faster!

Yeah, and probably still have some money left for that awesome stage package we saw, remember?

[dreamily] Oh, many pretty colors.

We're in!

Great! Let's say, tomorrow morning. Oh, and one thing, I want you to play a new song. Katherine Mulligan likes her performances the way she likes her breaking news: exclusive! Now, I have to go. My niece has seemingly escaped. [leaves] Adeline Mulligan, do not lick that cake!

New speakers, here we come!

This is Katherine Mulligan. Traffic was backed up for miles on I-75 when an ice cream truck collided with a marshmallow truck. Talk about a rocky road! [chuckles] And now for the weather with our very own Patchy Drizzle.

Thanks, Katherine. I'm seeing a cold front coming in from the east... [a hooked cane appears in front of him; confused] And a hook coming in from the west? [gets pulled away]

[gets a cue from the producer; bewildered] I've just been handed some breaking news: Patchy Drizzle has been fired. Say hello to our new weather…man... Nacho? [Nacho now stands in front of the weather report wall, wearing a suit; chitters hello and pulls out a winter coat, then he tosses it over to her, who falls out of her chair; gets up with the coat wrapped around her] I believe he's saying it's going to be cold… [gets hit in the face by a snowball] and snowy today.