A character in The Loud House
Miguel
The Loud House · 632 quotes
In 9 of the 632 quotes from The Loud House
Most scenes with: Leni (8), Jackee (3), Fiona (3)
[Excitedly to Leni] "Leni, we bought so many cute shoes!"
[Also excitedly] "With money to spare for the pop up sale this weekend!"
[Leni has an excited look on her face.]
[Excitedly shaking her fists] "Yes!!! Pop up sale!!! Aaaaaaah!!!"
"Sounds like you have a lot to talk about."
[Lincoln and his friends are hanging out at Gus' Games and Grub, but before they're about to enjoy their spaghetti pizza, Leni and her friends: Fiona, Miguel, Jackee and Mandee arrive]
Ooh! Lincoln, isn't that your sister?
[notices her brother] Hey, Lincoln! It's like, totes packed in here. Mind if we share your booth?
Well, it's already… [Leni and her friends end up squeezing in] Full.
[gasps] Is that spaghetti pizza?
Yum!
I'm starving!
Oh, can I have a slice?
Oh. Well, I guess. [the teens devour the whole pizza] So, what are you guys doing here?
Yeah, don't you guys usually hang out at the mall?
Usually. But Dim Yum is closed.
Yeah, but the skee-ball is open! Come on, let's play some games!
[The teens leave the table and go to the arcade]
[offended] They ate all of our pizza. Now they're playing all of our games?
[Screen pans to Leni and her friends having fun playing games]
Y'all, they're takin' over this place like skeeters on a sugar sucker.
Guys, it's okay. It's only for an afternoon. We can still have fun.
[Miguel lands a high score on skee-ball and his friends celebrate until Rusty, Zach and Stella approach]
Mind if I get next? I don't get A's very often.
Sorry, dude. Miguel's gonna be here for a while. He's on a roll.
Only 10,000 more tickets and he has enough to win the Rip Hardcore Waffle Iron!
[singing] Waffles!
I've been saving up my tickets for years trying to win that! [sulks sadly]
[Outside of Gus', Lincoln is trying to convince Leni and her friends to stop hanging out]
I'm really sorry, Lincoln, but Gus' is the only hangout that works for all of my friends.
[Fiona, Miguel, Jackee and Mandee all nod in agreement]
Seriously? There's nowhere else? What about the Burpin' Burger?
[offended] How dare you? I'm recently vegetarian.
Okay, what about the Burnt Bean?
I don't do hot liquids.
[Lincoln, Leni and their friends are all outside of Gus', bummed out after their fighting in a contest]
You know what the worst part is?
[pulls a splinter from his keister] All the splinters in my butt?
I'm still so hungry! [sobs]
EEEEE!!! [Miguel snaps out of his trance] OMGosh! Time for the caboose of truth! [pushes him to the caboose] You have a crush on Gavin!
Shh! Fashion show voices. OK, yes, you're right, I do.
EEEEE!!! [The train starts moving] Why are you being so secretive? You're a great guy, Miguel. You should totes go for it.
Okay, just remember everything we talked about last night.
Ask if the sauce is fresh, compliment his shoes, mention the latest ep of "The Dream Boat."
Perfect! [pushes him to the Spaghetti on a Stick and he sees Gavin and gasps]
Welcome to Spaghetti on a Stick! How can I help you today?
[sweating nervously as Leni nudges him; awkwardly] Uh, nice boats. Are those shoes fresh? Boy, that episode of "The Dream Sauce," huh?
[Reininger's department store in the Royal Woods Mall; Fiona and Miguel are preparing unmotivated for the morning run when Leni enters]
[cheerfully holding a pink box of muffins; off-screen] Morning, fam!
[over intercom] Attention, everyone! It's manager extraordinaire and fashion icon, Leni Loud! She dazzles in a chique-!
[cutting him off] Like I said yesterday, it's too early for this, Miguel.
Look what I brought! [opens the box, revealing four decorated muffins] Ta-da!
Ooooh!
They're Fuffins. [Fiona and Miguel both react confusingly] Like, muffins, but fun.
Ooooh!
[hands each of her friends a muffin; walks over to Tanya with a happy gasp] Hi, Tanya! [hands her a muffin] I can't wait to hear about your date with Bradley from the sports department! [cut to Bradley, another mannequin dressed in tennis gear; gasps] Ooooh! It was a tennis date? LOVE that for you!
[eating her muffin; delighted] Leni, you are the best!
[walks in] Couldn't have said it better myself, Fiona! [takes Miguel's muffin and takes a bite] I just love my Reninger's family. [chuckles, then more serious] Sometimes more than my own. [eats the rest of Miguel's muffin after a pause] Alright, team! Time for pre-opening announcements. First things first, I want to freshen up the store, so, get ready for some big changes around here.
[gasps] Are we finally addressing the employee breakroom smell? I have some theories. [takes out his notepad and flicks through]
[bluntly] No.
[closes his notepad and takes out a recorder; suspicious] Suspect #2 suspiciously changes the subject. Will monitor.
I want to start with the mannequins. The store's current stock are… [takes hold of a nearby mannequin's arm, which breaks off, its head immediately falls to the ground, as a swarm of spiders scuttle out; the rest of the mannequin collapses] Well, that just about says it all. I think it's time we retire them.
[Miguel and Fiona gasp and groan in apprehension; then cut to Leni, who doesn't understand]
[squeals in delight; excitedly] Tanya is going to LOVE retirement!! [hugs Tanya cheerfully] She TOTES deserves it! Oh, I hope she goes to Florida! I can visit her on my spring break!
Leni, I think Ms. Carmichael meant that she is getting rid of the old mannequins, including Tanya.
[gasps in horror and clutches her mannequin friend] You can't just get rid of her! Sure, she's a little quiet and sometimes her limbs fall off. [Tanya's head dislodges, readjusts it] But she's my friend!
Sorry, Leni. I know you've formed an attachment, but it's just a mannequin. [her phone rings] Well, the movers are here to take away the old mannequins right now. [walks away]
I'm sorry, Leni. [walks over to her for comfort] Hey, maybe you'll meet a new Tanya.
I don't want a new Tanya! I have a Tanya! We have to save her! It's like, Miguel, imagine if Ms. C. wanted to throw away your favorite Italian leather belt.
[gasps in horror] Beltissimo!? Over my dead-but-still-very-moisturized body! Okay, I am in! [holds out his hand]
[rolls her eyes, lightly] Eh, why not? [adds her hand]
Save Tanya!
[As Leni, Fiona, and Miguel hide in the recycling room…]
[takes her phone out of her pocket as it rings and gasps to see who's calling] It's Ms. Carmichael! I'll just call her back later!
[takes his phone out of his pocket, shocked to see that Ms. Carmichael is also trying to call him] Sorry, Ms. C! Turn off phone. [turns off his phone] Watch out, Leni. She's probably gonna--
[answers her phone] Hello? Oh, hi, Ms. Carmichael! [gasps in horror] Ms. Carmichael?!
Leni, where are the three of you?! The post-lunch rush is about to start!
[sighs] M-Ms. C, I can explain. See, we left the store to rescue Tanya and bring her back.
[disbelieved] Rescue Tanya? Tanya the mannequin? Wha… Listen, if the three of you are not back at this store ASAP, you will all be fired!
[firmly] Don't be mad at Miguel and Fiona, this was all my idea. But you said it yourself: we're a family at Reininger's. And nowhere does it say that mannequins are excluded. Tanya's like the sister I never had.
Uh, Leni? You have nine sisters.
[annoyed] You know what I mean. [to Ms. Carmichael] Fire me if you have to, but I have to save my friend. [hangs up and sadly groans] You guys need to go back. You can't lose your jobs because of me.
[hugs Leni] As if!
[joins them] Yeah! No mannequin left behind!
[Leni and Miguel are watching Lori and Bobby from outside the house; They hug and smile as they hold hands before leaving in opposite directions]
Quick, she's coming! Act natural!
[Lori arrives inside the house and sighs deeply, then sees Leni and Miguel on the couch reading a magazine together that is upside down]
Guys, I have some news... Bobby and I have decided to break up.
[throws the magazine over the couch, shocked] O-M-GOSH, WHAT?!
[shocked as well] Girl, stop lying!
It was a tough decision. We've been together for so long and still care about each other so much. But we both agreed that we could use some time apart, find ourselves and who knows what the future holds?
[approaches her] Sister hug?
[Lori agrees, and they hug]
Thanks, Leni, I needed that. [starts walking towards the front door, then stops] It might take some time, but I'll be okay. [leaves, closing the door behind her]
Wow. The end of Blobby, but it's a new Bliginning!
Ah, that would be a great name for the show.
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