[as his sisters furiously rat out at him] Wait, wait, wait! Let me explain!
[enraged] You've got exactly three seconds before we pulverize you!
[Lynn cracks her knuckles, preparing to pulverize Lincoln and Lisa starts her timer]
There was this video contest at school and I really wanted to win!
[incredibly outraged] You showed my sleep face for some stupid CONTEST?!
I just wanted a trophy to put in the case like you guys!
[firmly] You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro?!
No. I don't deserve it. Look! I'll delete the video!
Too late, Lincoln. The damage has already been done.
You made me look like a fool!
You made me look like a freak.
You made me look like I fart! And for the record, it was these shoes! See? [tries to make farting noise but fails] Of course it's not working now.
[Lincoln's sisters walk upstairs to their rooms as Lincoln chases after them]
Lori, I'm sorry! Wait! Luna, let me explain!
Can't hear you, bro! [closes her door]
You literally disgust me!
Yeah! [bumps her head as Lori pulls her in]
You're uninvited to my birthday party FOREVER!
[She slams the door, then Lana opens the door and he thinks she forgives him]
I wanna slam it, too! [slams the door]
Lisa! Lisa? [A note slides outside Lisa's door, and Lincoln reads it] "Vengeance shall be mine." [shudders and moves to the next door] Guys, come on! I'm your brother!
[Lynn growls and walks away]
I have no brother! I know I say that a lot, but this time I mean it. [slams door]
[after sadly walking home from school] I sure hope that worked. [opens the door, only to find that his sisters are still furious] It didn't work.
[remorsefully] I know I embarrassed you and I can't undo it, and I'm sorry, but the least I could do was embarrass myself right along with you, that way we'd all be even!
Even? You think this makes us even?
[joyfully] Yeah, that video was hysterical!
[Lincoln's sisters surround him and ensure him that they forgive him]
Sorry you didn't win the trophy.
But we really appreciate what you did and thought you deserved something. [hands him a tiny trophy]
Wow. Thanks, guys. [runs to the case and places the trophy in his spot] "Most Improved Brother." [to the viewers] I did it. My sisters no longer despise me, Cristina's switching classes, and I finally made the case.
[Another flatulent sound occurs and Lori's sisters look at her suspiciously]
[The Loud sisters are posing still to create a life sized version of Lincoln's project]
In conclusion, in my family, every day is a challenge. But you can be sure that when I need them, my sisters will always be there for me. All of them. And sure, life in the Loud House can be summed up in one word: chaos. But I love that chaos. And I wouldn't trade it for the world.
That was a fantastic report, Lincoln. I'm giving you an A. [gets drenched by Luan's pail of water] Make that an A-minus.
[Lincoln is having breakfast, and Team Beach starts making some modifications to the I Screamer by spinning it and pushing it too fast]
Guys! Guys! Too fast! Too fast, guys! Guys, too fast! I'M GONNA HURL!
[Team Beach gets out of the way and Lincoln pukes and vomits under the table. Team Tippy arrive through the doorway]
Word of advice. Blowing chunks does not make me want to vote for Dairyland!
Well, if that's the best seat, then I should get it. I'm the oldest.
You'd just barf all over it, dude! I should have it!
Yeah! So I should get it!
You can yell all you want, but I'm already in the seat, and possession is 9/10 of the law.
You're gonna possess a bruise in a minute!
[The sisters glare at Lincoln, really angry]
Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you- [farts] Everybody, now!
LLLynn Loud Sr.
Lincoln Loud, that is enough!
I thought you were ready for the grownup table, but clearly, you are not.
CCop
No, she did not! She did, however, refuse to obey the speed limit, fail to use her turn signals, and she redirected the test vehicle toward the mall, where she proceeded to hip-check and tackle Mrs. Jelinsky! [Mrs. Jelinsky is yelling at Leni]
It's not fair! When I did all that in the game, I won! You guys need to get your rules straight!
In this house, we call her the Queen of...
NO! NO MUSIC! [unplugs Luna's axe] NO MUD PIES! [Trashes Lana's mud pie] NO-
Way! That's totes cray cray!
[grabs the phone] NO PHONE CALLS! AND NO VIDEO GAMES! [grabs Lincoln's game]
[whistle blows] At ease. Just kidding! NOBODY IS TO BE AT EASE IN MY PRESENCE! As you know, Mom and Dad left me in charge. That means you have to do as I say, whether you're tall, short, or covered in fur and can only understand the word "sit"! Now, here is our schedule for this evening. 6:00 to 7:00: Sitting on bed with arms folded. 7:00 to 7:30: Chow. 7:30 to 8:00: Thorough cleaning of mess hall. 8:00: Staring at wall until falling asleep. Everyone got that?
LKLoud kids
MA'AM, YES, MA'AM!
[glares at Lana] DISMISSED!
[Lincoln gives his parents the first picture where his sisters are being themselves]
Lincoln, you bonehead! You gave them the wrong picture!
Yep! I knew you'd blow this, too.
No, I gave them the right one. The one that shows the real you. The perfect you.
[embrace Lincoln] Aw! Thank you, Lincoln!
"Come on, guys. We'll just find another pool."
"Actually, we've been suspended from every aquatic recreation center within a 60-mile radius."
[The gang stops and groans in agony]
"Seriously? How are we gonna keep cool now?"
[The sister start complaining that they're banned from every pool in town.]
"So that's it, then. No more pool for the Louds." [He gets an idea.] "That's it! Pool for the Louds! Why didn't I think of that sooner?"
[Heads off while the sisters continue complaining.]
Maybe not so perfect. [puts it back and finds an individual one] Oh! Paradise for One. Just imagine... [imagines himself in a pool on a small island in the middle of the ocean] Now this is a pool I can really get into. [heads for the exit] Lincoln's little baby loves shortenin', short- [triggers the alarm] Oops. Gotta pay first.
[At the Loud House, the sisters are trying to cool off with the contents from the freezer. Lincoln tries to hide his pool kit.]
"Hey, Linc! Wanna chill with us?"
"CHILL! Good one, Leni!" [giggles]
"Thanks, but I don't mind the heat." [The sisters are confused] "But, uh, you guys keep cool in here. Definitely no reason to go outside. I wouldn't even bother looking out there. Am I talking too much? I feel like I'm talking too much." [Leaves]
"He's clearing suffering the first symptoms of heat stroke. Now, pass the frozen succotash."
[Lynn tosses her the succotash. Lincoln sneaks in the backyard while the sisters are cooling off.]
"Scoot over. You're melting the broccoli."
"Well, stop breathing on the frozen carrots!"
"Hey, Lynn, can you grab that bag of peas? PEAS and thank you!" [giggles while her siblings groan]
[Breathing heavily] "Whew!"
[Lisa pours the serum anyway and the water evaporates, it turns into pink smoke; It's revealed that the older sisters have tinkled in the pool. They blush except Lisa and Lincoln.]
"Hmm... Unprecedented levels."
[Lincoln washes the pool and refills it while his sisters watch and the party continues; Luan and Leni are playing Marco Polo]
"No, Leni. I'm Marco. You're Polo."
[Lily is about to go skinny dipping again]
"Oh no no no no no!" [grabs her and puts her in a diaper.] "No fecal incidents in my pool! I'm watching you, Lily." [sees Lucy floating] "Lucy? I didn't know you liked to swim."
"I'm not swimming. I'm trying to see if I'm a witch. Am I floating?"
[chases Lily] "Get back here!"
"You know what your soup needs? NOODLES!" [Bonks Lana with a pool noodle]
"What about elephant play?" [blasts Lincoln with a jet of water while sounding like an elephant, which makes Lana, Lynn, and Lola laugh at Lincoln.]
[flies right into Bobby] "Huh? Bobby? What're you doing here?"
"Lori said there was an opening for a lifeguard at Casa Loud." [Blows whistle] "Everyone out! Senior swim!"
"What? There aren't any old people here!"
