Arturo quotes from The Loud House

Lori

[answers her phone as it rings] Hey, Lincoln.

Hi, Lori. I need to ask you a--

Lori

How do I look? Do I look okay?

You look…the same.

Lori

Okay. But do I look like someone you'd want in your life forever? I'm meeting Bobby's dad today and I'm really nervous, and it doesn't help it that my car's in the shop, the rain is ruining my hair, and I'm late!

Wait, you haven't met Arturo yet? But we all spent Christmas at the Casagrande's together.

Lori

We should have met them but… [Flashback to the ending events of "A Very Casagrandes Christmas"] As soon as we got there, I had to go to the bathroom. And he left before I got out. [quicky makes her way to the bathroom]

Feliz Navidad, Louds! Be right back. Rosa is sending me out for more masa. Wish me luck! [leaves as Lori exits the bathroom, relieved]

Lori

Then, we ended up leaving before he got back. But today, there's no masa standing in our way! I'm finally meeting him. And I need it to be perfect, Lincoln.

Bobby

[as Lori enters his apartment] Hey, babe!

Lori

I am so sorry for being late. [hugs him] You wouldn't believe what happened to me. [checks out the apartment; amazed] Wow! Your place looks great! Where's your dad?

Bobby

Relax, babe. He's also running late.

Lori

Oh, perfect. I'll go freshen up.

Bobby

[off-screen] Hey, Dad, you made it!

Lori

Ah! It's him. He's here. [opens the door to see Arturo…only to realize in horror he's the same guy she pushed into the puddle earlier]

Great to see you, mijo!

Lori

[gasps in horror and closes the door] That's Arturo?!

You won't believe what happened to me! I was attacked by the rudest blonde girl!

Lori

I shoved Bobby's dad into a puddle!

Bobby

[knocking on the bathroom door from outside] Babe, are you almost done? My dad's here!

Why am I getting a weird sense of deja vu right now? [Lori is surprised] Like I've been here before.

Lori

Wait! Maybe his memory isn't completely lost! I might know how to bring it back!

Bobby

What?

Lori

I promise I'll explain all of this later. OK, here goes literally everything. Sorry, Arturo. [shoves him into another puddle]

You! You're that girl who pushed me a puddle yesterday! [grumbles as Lori gets him back up on his feet]

Bobby

Babe, is that true? Why did you push my dad into a puddle…twice?!

"Babe?" Bobby, this puddle pusher is your girlfriend?

Lori

YES!!! Your memory is back! Though I don't love the nickname.

Bobby

Have we gotten to later yet? 'Cause I really need to know what's going on.

Lori

Let's go inside, and I'll tell you everything over anchovy pizza.