Sam quotes from The Loud House

Okay, see ya! [Sam finds Luna's love note and smiles. Luna smiles]

Luna, what is going on?! Have you been performing as Mick all night?!

What did l tell you? Best dance ever!

[gasps] You guys! I just got an alert! [excitedly] Our video for "Play With my Band" just hit 100,000 streams!

Luna

Sleep, furry babies in kitty dream land.

With visions of yarn balls and tuna fish cans.

Luna

For when you awake, the dawn comes anew...

And morning shall greet you with a bright and happy "mew"!

Luna

[groaning] We got zilch.

Agh! And we've been working forever. How long has it been? Hours? Days?!

[checks the time on her phone] It's been seven minutes.

This is very hard. How are we supposed to find songs toddlers rock to?

Another song!

Aw, sorry, little guy. But we've only got…

[grabs Sam by the collar and pulls her into his face; viciously] It's my birthday and I want another song!

Excuse me. Pardon me. Award-winning news celebrity coming through. Nice to meet you. I'm…

[surprised] Katherine Mulligan!

Yes, I'm here with my favorite niece, Adeline Mulligan. [turns around, revealing Adeline in a baby harness on her back] And I need to say, your own band is really a toddler sensation. I love to have you perform on my morning show, Kat Chat. Start the other day with a hot, steaming up of Katherine!

Luna

A gig? On TV?! For REAL?!

Absolutely. And Katherine Mulligan pays a generous appearance fee. So, what do you say?

Luna

Let me discuss with my associates.

Guys, we could get those thumpin' speakers, like, way faster!

Yeah, and probably still have some money left for that awesome stage package we saw, remember?

[dreamily] Oh, many pretty colors.

We're in!

Great! Let's say, tomorrow morning. Oh, and one thing, I want you to play a new song. Katherine Mulligan likes her performances the way she likes her breaking news: exclusive! Now, I have to go. My niece has seemingly escaped. [leaves] Adeline Mulligan, do not lick that cake!

New speakers, here we come!

Without Lily, we seem to have no songs for tomorrow morning! Our own big TV debut is currently just gonna act like a big bust!

Luna

We need to think about something.

[as Sully gasps] I swear, if this is gas again…

No, no, no, no, no. I just realize Lily's not the only baby in the city.

Luna

[gasps] Yes, yes! All we need to do is snag a tune from another toddler! Sully, you're a total genius!

Told you nothing bad happened… [belches] Okay, some of it was gas.

[blushing] I laugh, giggle, chuckle, cackle, guffaw, snicker, titter, snort, tee-hee, chortle, and lament? I didn't do any of that. [laughs, giggles, chuckles, cackles, guffaws, snickers, titters, snorts, tee-hees, chortles, and laments strongly or weakly] Oh, how embarrassing.

Leni

Oh, don't feel embarrassed. I'm only trying to point it out so anyone can fix it and be truer.

Thanks, Leni. I appreciate that. I promise I will spa-get better! [laughs at his own joke, then stops before laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and lamenting] Ah, see?

I seem to have no idea how bad we felt. I'm definitely going to work on it... or maybe I'll see a therapist… or shall I just try to journal? [realizes what she's doing; blushes] Oops, I'm doing it again.

Luna

But you caught it. You're already true.

Bobby

[blushing] Wow. Most times, I don't know I'm… ♪ singing! ♪ [catches himself and tries to clear his throat] Singing.

Lori

That's why you're very lucky to have me. I can try to point these things out and help make you truer.

Bobby

Thanks, Babe.

Bobby

Today's just been a fun day!

Yeah, it was a cool idea to do a triple-date.

Especially at Dairyland.

Lori

Wait! Leni, you haven't posted a pic of your lunch yet.

Leni

Oh, I'm not doing any of that anymore. Some people think I don't live in the moment enough, even though those people know, I already live in Royal Woods.

Wait, are you mad about what I said?

Leni

Why would I be mad? [offering Luna two breadsticks] Here, Luna, I saved you two breadsticks for your drum solo.

Luna

No thanks. Some people think it'd be better if I'd limited my musical solos to Moon Goat shows.

Wait, was that a dig at me?

Lori

No. The other dig is telling someone they say "literally" all of the other times. Some people have suggested much to me before.

Bobby

Seriously, babe?

Lori

Oops, I'm sorry. Did I say the other word again? I guess I'm literally getting out of another weird control. Literally, literally, literally, literally…

Leni

And post, and post, and post!

Lori

…literally, literally, literally, literally, literally…

Bobby

How come it's okay for you gals to point out our annoying habits, but before we try to point out yours, you seem to feel mad?!

Lori

Because you only did it to get back at us!

No, we didn't.

We were really just being helpful, like you were with us.

Yeah, wright, correct!

You know what? I don't think I wanna grow up this date anymore.

Bobby

Me neither.

I'm with you folks. Come on. [she, Gavin and Bobby walk away]

Lori

No, you folks. Wait. [their favorite partners smile hopefully] Because we are literally leaving first! [she, Leni and Luna try to storm off, angrily]

Leni

Boy, they had a lot of nerve!

Luna

They don't really realize how hurt they were being!

Lori

[realize to remember something; regretfully] Oh, now that I think about it, if I remember what they said to us was hurt, maybe one of you may remember what we said to them was hurt, too.

Leni

O-M-Gosh, you're wright, you're correct! We might never try to point out their annoying habits in the first place if you was born at all! [gasps] Which means Sixteen 1/2 Magazine was... wrong! Ah, I'm gonna enjoy a long moment for now cuz I wanna enjoy a long moment for now.

Luna

You're wright, you're correct, dudes and dudettes. If you care to meet people about someone, you may accept them for who they are. I know! That's the lyrics to many songs!

Luna!

Luna

Huh?

[excitedly] The dudes from the Cherry Pit Spit just called! And guess who wanted to headline the festival!

The Moon Goats! Band bleat! [they all bleat like goats together but Luna wasn't into it]

Luna, we didn't get a bleat out of you. What's wrong?

This is huge!

Luna

[hoarsely] Bad news, dudes. My doc put me on shred rest and voice rest after last night's gig. [shows her band mates her bandaged hands, to their horror; Flashback to the Burnt Bean last night; rocking out to applause and shreds so hard while letting out a rock scream, ends up burning her own hands, looks at them and screams in pain as she let goes of her guitar; back to present] Doc said no shredding or rock screams for a month.

[Caring] We can't play the Cherry Pit Spit without you!

Luna

There's no way I'm letting you guys miss this opportunity. Sam, you can take over lead vocals, and I'm sure we can find a temporary musician to replace me. We'll just have to hold auditions ASAP.

Luna, what is going on?! And don't say it's part of his unique creative process.

Luna

[sighs in guilt] I'm sorry, dudes. This is all my fault. I know I've let you down, but I promise, I will fix it. I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place. I just need to make a quick trip to the duck pond.

Huh, I just call it the bathroom, but, hey, whatever.

Luna

Hey. This is Nina. She's who should've replaced me from the start. She's amazing!

Are you sure? 'Cause I don't wanna be harsh, but your last pick didn't exactly go smoothly.

Luna

This time you can trust me, dudes. Nina's the real deal. Check out those calluses.

[amazed] Woah!

[as the crowd throw cherry pits] They're spitting cherry pits at us.

[laughs] That means they like us!