[His sisters release from the hug]
"When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing: she likes you!"
"That's ridiculous! She shoved a sandwich down my pants! I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days!"
"You guys are nuts! She hates me! I'm gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind!"
"You need to give her a piece of your heart instead."
"I think he needs to kiss her."
"You so got this, little bro."
"Aw, our little Lincoln!"
[Leni has a trash lid on her head, believing Lincoln's lie]
"All the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are ALL the rage right now."
[Lincoln steps outside, marches up to the bully, and kisses her.]
[The bully punches him in the face.]
SESisters except Lucy
"Ooh!"
[Lincoln gives his parents the first picture where his sisters are being themselves]
Lincoln, you bonehead! You gave them the wrong picture!
Yep! I knew you'd blow this, too.
No, I gave them the right one. The one that shows the real you. The perfect you.
LSLoud sisters
[embrace Lincoln] Aw! Thank you, Lincoln!
[Lily is having a tea party with Lola and Lana]
"More tea, Lady Lillington?" [Lily removes a tiara that Lola placed on her head]
She doesn't wanna have a dumb tea party. She wants to play with Izzy! [Puts Izzy on Lily's head. They then start to pull Lily by her arms, which discomforts her]
Dudes, give her back! We were in the middle of a jam sesh!
We were talking to Great-Grandma Harriet.
We were getting ready to take our show on the road!
We were gonna look at my magazines!
We were watching Dylan's date!
BT-dubs, Lori, Great-Grandma Harriet knows you re-gifted her brooch, and she is not happy about it. [Lori instantly looks regretful]
LLLola and Lana
GIVE US BACK, LILY!
[The other girls fight over Lily until Lincoln comes in and grabs her]
LSLoud Sisters
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
[Lincoln tries to escape with Lily, but Lori stops him dead in his tracks]
I'll take that. [grabs Lily and runs]
Oh, no, you don't! [gets Lily back from Lori but crashes into Luan who switched Lily out with Mr. Coconuts]
Whoops. Sorry, Linc! Sorry, you loser! [laughs but loses Lily to Leni]
Ha! Na-na-na, na-na-na! [loses Lily to Lisa while she's gloating at Luan] LILY'S INVISIBLE!
[offscreen] Boo. [Lisa screams and she takes Lily from her] Boo.
[Leni runs off screaming; Lisa gets Lily back from Lucy only for Leni to intercept her; Luan tosses a banana peel on the floor causing Leni to slip and drop Lily and Lincoln catches her; Lynn intercepts Lily; Lola comes driving in her princess car and runs over Lynn and takes Lily from her; Lana tosses her jacks on the floor and causes Lola to have a tire blow out; in slow motion, Lola goes crashing and Lana grabs Lily only for the other girls to catch up to her by blocking her path]
[They all start having another brawl until Lincoln whistles out to them and they stop]
Look! We all want Lily to be our mini-me, right? Well, there's only one way to settle this. We'll let Lily choose.
Lucy, wait. We're sorry we pushed you so hard.
We got a little too excited when you said you wanted to be normal and regular, like us. But you're not those things. You're Lucy Loud. You're perfect just the way you are. And we love you.
Sigh. There's no need to apologize. I know you were just trying to help, and I thank you. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sit in the dark. That always cheers me up.
[Lincoln is dressed as Lily's favorite toy]
Well, we might be doing this for the rest of our lives, but at least Lily's happy again.
LSLoud sisters
[singing] Cheer up, baby, don't you cry / No more tears, it's cheer-up time / Laugh with me and we will be / Happy happy happy
[Rita and Lynn Sr. return and shudder upon hearing the song. They don earmuffs and run screaming in terror]
[gets an idea and dashes into his room] I have an announcement! [his sisters all stop fighting] I've decided… [drags out Lori's old mattress] to let Lynn have this mattress.
[Lynn smiles wisely, knowing her brother is doing the right thing]
Look. I know I've started all of this, but I think everyone must get their favorite things back. The Book of Loud Stuff was created to keep the peace in this house, but now we're just using it to take advantage of ourselves. I propose one last amendment. [takes out a pen and writes down a new amendment on a yellow sticky note] "The well-being of the family always comes first."
You're right, Lincoln. You're correct, brother.
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