Tour Guide quotes from The Loud House

[to the viewers, with the map of Europe behind him] The Louds' European road trip continues. Next stop, Athens, Greece!

Today, all that's left of the Parthenon are these beautiful ruins, but this place was once an open air market… [catches Lynn lifting up a pillar; annoyed] Ponytail, this is not your gym. [Lynn tosses the pillar aside and it shatters off-screen] As I was saying, this place was once an open air market, kind of Ancient Greece's version of a mall.

Leni

[gasps excitedly] I wonder if I can use my Reininger's discount here!

During their many travels at sea, Greek heroes often encountered incredible creatures; like the singing Sirens, the Minotaur, and the One-Eyed Cyclops.

Ooh, I love Greek Mythology! Hold your phone up! I don't want to miss all the juicy details!

[picks his phone back up] Those were just myths, they weren't even real, like David Steele.

[bumps into Lincoln after he's transported back to the future] Hey, what took you, Stinkoln?

[happily hugs her] Lynn!

[groans and breaks out of the hug] Gross! What're you doing?

I'm just so happy to see you! [to the rest of the family] To see all of you!

Rita

Aw, that's sweet, honey, but you shouldn't have run off. We have been looking all over for you.

Leni

[Unaware as the other sisters are] Oh. Were we supposed to be looking for Lincoln? I found a huge sale on vintage sandals!

[exasperated] That wasn't a sale rack! It was a showcase of ancient Greek footwear! What is with this family?!

Rita

Listen, sweetie, you have been a real trooper with all these historic tours, so your Dad and I decided we're gonna spend the afternoon doing whatever fun thing you want.

Actually, I'm starting to think history is fun. I'd love to hear more about Greek Mythology.