The Loud House · 632 quotesLLola
[sighs] Thanks, Edna. Your magic fingers never disappoint. Second grade is so stressful.
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LLola
Stop! You're scaring Antoinette!
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[Back at the Loud House; In Lola and Lana's room, Lincoln places Eunice back in her place at Lola's tea party]
LLola
Little Miss Hair Flip is home, everyone! [the siblings all dash out of the room and into the hallway, acting badly innocent] Huh. Just as weird as I remember. [enters her room] Oh, Eunice, I missed you! [kisses her] Wait, why do you smell like kumquats?
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LLola
Luan! I need to practice my hairstyling on someone for the Little Miss Safety Scissors Pageant. What do you say? [Luan reacts in horror and tries to mime in denial by rubbing her hair and clutching her ponytail; misunderstanding] You're saying your ponytail is outdated and you need a new hairdo? Couldn't agree more. Let's go!
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LLola
No time for hugs, Andre. Look what happened to my dress! It's obvious someone sabotaged it in a fit of jealous desperation!!!
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LLola
Leni, quick! [enters the other room; panting] French Terry has just started to dye!
Oh, no, not French Terry! Wait, do I know French Terry? I know Terry from the mall, but--
LLola
[splashes water in her face] Pull yourself together! Don't you understand?! There has been a real place straight for crime of fashion before, and the culprit hit everyone in the house! [drags Leni downstairs to the living room and find the other people's own favorite family's laundry has been dyed orange, grabs an orange dress] Look at this French terry gown from the Little Miss Spa Day Pageant!
LLynn
And my home jersey! For some reason, I like to play this game for tonight!
We've just had a dye-re situation on our hands, but I know who did it. [takes out a chores list and shows it to everyone]
[The list shows Lincoln's name on laundry duty and the family immediately turns to him]
AH! No! It wasn't me!
LLola
Says the other fellow in the colorful polo. TAKE HIM TO THE SLAMMER!
[as Lana drags him to cushion jail] I'm innocent! Leni, you're the clothing expert! You need to help me!
[trying to watch everything from the dining room; narrating] I don't know if I was feeling soft, or if it was becoming the other look in that poor sap's own eyes, but something about the other situation smelling fishy.
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Thank you folks for coming. After much investigating, I've just figured out that Lincoln is innocent. It was Lynn! And Luan! And Mr. Coconuts!
[gasps] You can't prove nothing!
Of course I can! [flashback to Lincoln doing his laundry duty when his stomach rumbles and rushes upstairs, out of the basement] Lincoln left the laundry room between 12:00 and 12:30 while the whites were washing, and when he did, the trio made their move. [Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts enter the basement, smirking slyly] First, Luan tossed her yellow socks in the wash! But peach socks alone couldn't dye the laundry peach. That's when Lynn threw in her red jersey! [Luan adds her yellow socks in the wash and Lynn adds her red jersey and presses "start" to turn on the wash; the whites dye peach as the clothes mix] And while all of this was going on, Mr. C. was acting as a lookout.
[Back to present]
[not seeing the problem] That story don't seem to make a lint of sense!
Sure it does, and I've just had proof. [takes out coconut-scented detergent, and the other family gasps] When I interviewed Luan, I caught a whiff of something sweet. At first, I thought it was her coconut pie until I interviewed Lynn, whose jersey smelled exactly the same. Once I found the detergent, [pours some in the cap, and smells it] it all made sense.
LLana
[sniffs Lynn's jersey and Luan's socks] She's wright. They smell the same!
[Three people, realizing they're busted]
But why?! Why did you do it?!
Oh, Lincoln, isn't it obvious? [flashback to breakfast; voice-over] At breakfast, this morning, you totally snagged my gag! Hey, folks! What's a sheep's favorite fruit?
Baa-nana!
[Lana snorts milk out of her nose and onto Luan and Mr. Coconuts's faces, finding it so hilarious as Luan glares at them]
[voice-over] And I had a soak in it!
LLynn
[voice-over to when she entered the kitchen and finds Lincoln eating her meatball sub, much to her anger] And then later, you ate my spicy meatball sub, which I was saving for my pre-game protein boost!
[voice-over] You stung us good, kid, so we came up with a plan for revenge.
[Three of them smirk deviously at themselves and join hands for their plan to get back at Lincoln; back to the present]
We're sorry. We just got back at Lincoln for framing him. It was an awful idea, but we'll just replace everyone's clothes. Promise!
LLola
Enough with the sob story. Lana, take them to the slammer!
Or, instead, we put them on laundry duty for the next month.
Works for me.
LLola
I'm on board with that.
LLynn
And we'll just get Lincoln something, too. How's a limited edition David Steele comic sound? [playfully elbows him] Eh?
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LLynn
"Go get her, romeo."
"You so got this, little bro."
LLola
"Aw, our little Lincoln!"
LLana
"All grown up."
[Leni has a trash lid on her head, believing Lincoln's lie]
"All the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are ALL the rage right now."
[Lincoln steps outside, marches up to the bully, and kisses her.]
"Awwwwww!!!"
[The bully punches him in the face.]
SESisters except Lucy
"Ooh!"
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[as his sisters furiously rat out at him] Wait, wait, wait! Let me explain!
[enraged] You've got exactly three seconds before we pulverize you!
[Lynn cracks her knuckles, preparing to pulverize Lincoln and Lisa starts her timer]
There was this video contest at school and I really wanted to win!
LLola
[incredibly outraged] You showed my sleep face for some stupid CONTEST?!
I just wanted a trophy to put in the case like you guys!
[firmly] You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro?!
No. I don't deserve it. Look! I'll delete the video!
LLucy
Too late, Lincoln. The damage has already been done.
LLynn
You made me look like a fool!
LLucy
You made me look like a freak.
You made me look like I fart! And for the record, it was these shoes! See? [tries to make farting noise but fails] Of course it's not working now.
[Lincoln's sisters walk upstairs to their rooms as Lincoln chases after them]
Lori, I'm sorry! Wait! Luna, let me explain!
Can't hear you, bro! [closes her door]
Leni, Lori, I'm sorry!
You literally disgust me!
Yeah! [bumps her head as Lori pulls her in]
Lola, Lana, please!
LLola
You're uninvited to my birthday party FOREVER!
[She slams the door, then Lana opens the door and he thinks she forgives him]
LLana
I wanna slam it, too! [slams the door]
Lisa! Lisa? [A note slides outside Lisa's door, and Lincoln reads it] "Vengeance shall be mine." [shudders and moves to the next door] Guys, come on! I'm your brother!
[Lynn growls and walks away]
LLucy
I have no brother! I know I say that a lot, but this time I mean it. [slams door]
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Well, if that's the best seat, then I should get it. I'm the oldest.
You'd just barf all over it, dude! I should have it!
LLola
Beauty before age.
LLana
Yeah! So I should get it!
That seat belongs to me!
NO, I WANT IT!
You can yell all you want, but I'm already in the seat, and possession is 9/10 of the law.
LLynn
You're gonna possess a bruise in a minute!
[The sisters glare at Lincoln, really angry]
LLana
GET HIM!
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[Lincoln gives his parents the first picture where his sisters are being themselves]
LLola
Lincoln, you bonehead! You gave them the wrong picture!
Yep! I knew you'd blow this, too.
No, I gave them the right one. The one that shows the real you. The perfect you.
[embrace Lincoln] Aw! Thank you, Lincoln!
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Maybe not so perfect. [puts it back and finds an individual one] Oh! Paradise for One. Just imagine... [imagines himself in a pool on a small island in the middle of the ocean] Now this is a pool I can really get into. [heads for the exit] Lincoln's little baby loves shortenin', short- [triggers the alarm] Oops. Gotta pay first.
[At the Loud House, the sisters are trying to cool off with the contents from the freezer. Lincoln tries to hide his pool kit.]
"Hey, Linc! Wanna chill with us?"
"CHILL! Good one, Leni!" [giggles]
"Good what?"
"Thanks, but I don't mind the heat." [The sisters are confused] "But, uh, you guys keep cool in here. Definitely no reason to go outside. I wouldn't even bother looking out there. Am I talking too much? I feel like I'm talking too much." [Leaves]
LLisa
"He's clearing suffering the first symptoms of heat stroke. Now, pass the frozen succotash."
[Lynn tosses her the succotash. Lincoln sneaks in the backyard while the sisters are cooling off.]
LLynn
"Scoot over. You're melting the broccoli."
LLola
"Well, stop breathing on the frozen carrots!"
"Hey, Lynn, can you grab that bag of peas? PEAS and thank you!" [giggles while her siblings groan]
[Breathing heavily] "Whew!"
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[Lisa pours the serum anyway and the water evaporates, it turns into pink smoke; It's revealed that the older sisters have tinkled in the pool. They blush except Lisa and Lincoln.]
LLisa
"Hmm... Unprecedented levels."
[Lincoln washes the pool and refills it while his sisters watch and the party continues; Luan and Leni are playing Marco Polo]
"MARCO!"
"MARCO!"
"No, Leni. I'm Marco. You're Polo."
"Really, who's Leni?"
[Lily is about to go skinny dipping again]
"Oh no no no no no!" [grabs her and puts her in a diaper.] "No fecal incidents in my pool! I'm watching you, Lily." [sees Lucy floating] "Lucy? I didn't know you liked to swim."
LLucy
"I'm not swimming. I'm trying to see if I'm a witch. Am I floating?"
"Yes."
LLucy
"Wicked."
[chases Lily] "Get back here!"
LLynn
"You know what your soup needs? NOODLES!" [Bonks Lana with a pool noodle]
LLana
[Grabs one] "Bring it!"
LLola
"STOP SPLASHING ME!!!"
"Guys, no horseplay!"
"What about elephant play?" [blasts Lincoln with a jet of water while sounding like an elephant, which makes Lana, Lynn, and Lola laugh at Lincoln.]
[flies right into Bobby] "Huh? Bobby? What're you doing here?"
"Lori said there was an opening for a lifeguard at Casa Loud." [Blows whistle] "Everyone out! Senior swim!"
"What? There aren't any old people here!"
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[The sisters and Bobby are hanging out front with the Delux swimming pool Lincoln originally planned to get. Luna is playing a steel drum. Lori is taking pictures of her darling lifeguard.]
"Oh, that's fierce, babe."
LLynn
"En garde!"
LLana
[knocks Lynn in the water] "Have at thee! HA!"
LLola
"Just because I'm fabulous doesn't mean I can't have fun!" [slides down and swims] "La-la-la, la-la-la!"
[Lucy and Lily apply sunscreen on each other. Leni and Luan play Marco Polo again.]
"Okay, this time, instead of Marco Polo, why don't we just use our REAL names?"
"Okay! So I'm..." [looks at her brother, surprised] "Lincoln?"
"Boy, you really don't get this game at all, do ya?" [Notices what Leni meant] "Oh! Hey, Linc!"
[The sisters look happy to see him.]
[Aware of what's going on] "Hey, guys...what's all this?"
"Well, little bro, you had such a good idea in buying YOUR pool, we decided to-"
"-POOL our money to get this one!!!" [Giggles and everyone groans. Luan gets bonked by Lynn's noodle] "That's using your noodle!!" [Giggles some more] "Ow!"
"Aren't you gonna get in? There's TOTES room for one more!"
"You're gonna let me use your pool?" [The sisters are concerned] "Even though I kicked you out of mine?"
LLola
"Well, he was kind of a meanie."
LLucy
"Not to mention selfish."
"And bossy."
"And he stole my whistle!"
"But that doesn't mean he can't use our pool."
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[Lily is having a tea party with Lola and Lana]
LLola
"More tea, Lady Lillington?" [Lily removes a tiara that Lola placed on her head]
LLana
She doesn't wanna have a dumb tea party. She wants to play with Izzy! [Puts Izzy on Lily's head. They then start to pull Lily by her arms, which discomforts her]
LLola
No, she doesn't!
LLana
Yes, she does!
LLola
No, she doesn't!
LLana
Yes, she does!
Dudes, give her back! We were in the middle of a jam sesh!
LLisa
She was my specimen!
LLucy
We were talking to Great-Grandma Harriet.
LLynn
We were playing ball!
We were getting ready to take our show on the road!
We were gonna look at my magazines!
We were watching Dylan's date!
LLucy
BT-dubs, Lori, Great-Grandma Harriet knows you re-gifted her brooch, and she is not happy about it. [Lori instantly looks regretful]
LLLola and Lana
GIVE US BACK, LILY!
[The other girls fight over Lily until Lincoln comes in and grabs her]
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
[Lincoln tries to escape with Lily, but Lori stops him dead in his tracks]
I'll take that. [grabs Lily and runs]
Oh, no, you don't! [gets Lily back from Lori but crashes into Luan who switched Lily out with Mr. Coconuts]
Whoops. Sorry, Linc! Sorry, you loser! [laughs but loses Lily to Leni]
Ha! Na-na-na, na-na-na! [loses Lily to Lisa while she's gloating at Luan] LILY'S INVISIBLE!
LLucy
[offscreen] Boo. [Lisa screams and she takes Lily from her] Boo.
[Leni runs off screaming; Lisa gets Lily back from Lucy only for Leni to intercept her; Luan tosses a banana peel on the floor causing Leni to slip and drop Lily and Lincoln catches her; Lynn intercepts Lily; Lola comes driving in her princess car and runs over Lynn and takes Lily from her; Lana tosses her jacks on the floor and causes Lola to have a tire blow out; in slow motion, Lola goes crashing and Lana grabs Lily only for the other girls to catch up to her by blocking her path]
LLana
Dang it...
[They all start having another brawl until Lincoln whistles out to them and they stop]
Look! We all want Lily to be our mini-me, right? Well, there's only one way to settle this. We'll let Lily choose.
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