Mick Swagger quotes from The Loud House

[Offscreen] There's my breadstick girl! [Arrives with his band, Luna gasps] Hello, Luna, love. [The audience is excited of Mick Swagger's appearance] Whoa, we're twinsies. Smashing!

Of course. I read your greasy letter in the pizza box. Besides, it's not a complete trip to Royal Woods if l don't see Luna Loud. I'm sorry we're late. You didn't write down the address, so we've been to every high school in Tri - Country Area. I hope we can still play the dance.

[to the Louds after the King dubs him] I'm so grateful to you lot for saving me bum. I'll tell you what, go see the rest of Europe on me, I'll pay for the whole trip. [the siblings cheer in excitement and hug him tightly before releasing him] Now it's time to play my new favorite song. After all, I do owe it my life.

FOOLED YA! [pulls a lever and drops a cage on the Louds, trapping them] The real Mick's actually over here. [presses a button on his remote, and another cage lifts up, revealing the real Mick]

[with his hands both cuffed and holding his electric guitar] Hello, Louds. Brilliant, you figured out all me clues! [unimpressed] Less brilliant, you've been captured.

Enough chit-chat, start playing! [presses the button once more, this time, releasing Mick from the cage]

Luna

Wait, you did all this just so Mick could play a concert for you?

Not just any concert, a never-ending concert!

Luna

But you've been to all of Mick's shows. Why can't you just keep doing that?

Oh, I have been to all of his shows. In fact, I was Mick's most loyal fan… for decades. [narrating in a flashback] And after my 100th Swagger concert, I worked up the courage to ask Mick to play at my private birthday party. And what did he do? He played another gig!

Oi. It was a sold out show in Rio, mate, for half a million fans.

Well, you betrayed your biggest fan! Now, start my concert! [presses the button on the remote, releasing two alligators as they snarl at Mick, forcing him to start playing a song; to the Loud family] Sorry, Louds, but you're not invited to the show. Ta-ta!