Narrator, Warrior Sid Chang and others in “Unfinished Business”

A formidable barbarian in a world of chaos, Linc the White-Haired trudges through the marshes. As though a mighty warrior he may be, Linc the White-Haired suffers." [Linc the White-Haired groans. He tries to plant his sword blade-first into the grass and sits on a log.] "He suffers from the curse of boredom."

Be easy, my own folks. We mean you no harm. My name is Warrior Sid.

And I'm Princess Adelaide.

Greetings, Chang girls.

We heard overheard your tale of woe, and I may just help you. For there is a tale of an ancient artifact that may remedy the boredom that beseeches you. It is said that the artifact has the power to manipulate a black mirror with visions of adventure, romance, comedy, and competitive baking skills. Surely this will alleviate your curse of boredom.

So, do two of you know to remember where this artifact lies?

Yes. We must travel to... the Downstairs of Doom.

The artifact is somewhere down there.

"Down the Stairs of Doom?"

"Yep."

"We are on the guard. Who knows to remember what monsters lurk down there?"

"Right. Let's conquer these Stairs of Doom!"

[both grab their hands] "Yeah!"

"Here we go-" [trips down the stairs, her staff clatters to the ground]

"Sid, are you hurt?"

"Just my warrior pride." [rubs arm] "Okay, yeah, I'm hurt."

"Look! 'Tis the mystical black mirror you spoke of!"

"Aye. The artifact is close."

"We can return to Bake It to Make It!"

"The artifact!"

"A ten-headed beast is trying to guard it! We'll never get anywhere into a villainous foe that fierce because we can never get anywhere into a villainous foe that fierce, and we'll never get anywhere into a villainous foe that fierce because we never need to get anywhere into a villainous foe that fierce!"

"We'll just be stealthy."