Nonna quotes from The Loud House

This pizza recipe has been in my family for centuries. It was even Julius Caesar's favorite. [sets the pizza down in the table and slices it into 13 slices]

[to the viewers] Buongiorno from Naples, Italy. [the map of Europe shows their rental bus leaving England, driving through France, and arrive in Italy] We drove our double-decker bus all the way through England, and then through France to get here. And now, would you believe if I said we've been backpacking for miles to get pizza? Oh. You would. Well anyway, Gus from the Games and Grub, tipped us off to the secret location of the world's best pizza, but his directions, are just a little hard to follow. And not just because they're written in marinara sauce. [reads the postcard] "Once atop the tomato shaped hill, follow the smell of oregano for 700 pizza paddles?" Confusing, right?

Rita

[sniffing] Oh, I smell the oregano. It's coming from that way.

Lynn Sr.

[walking while counting as the family follows him] One pizza paddle, two pizza paddles, three pizza paddles, four pizza paddles, five pizza paddles, six…

Rita

[sniffing] It's coming from here. This must be it.

Luan

This is where the world's best pizza is made? Maybe we misread the marinara.

[in Italian accent; off-screen] The sauce never lies. [the Louds gasp and turn to her, whose standing behind them; kindly] Benvenuti. I am Nonna Viola, and you must be the Louds.

Lynn Sr.

What? How did you know (who we are)? Are you some kind of mind reader?

Luna

Nonna, what's with the unhinged oldie hurling meatballs at us?

Oh, my! That must've been Old Man Jakolone. He guards my wheat field. I guess I forgot to tell him an American family will be helping me today. [sighs] Phew, silly me! It won't happen again. Prometo. (Translation: Promise)

Oh, la familia Loud. I thought you went home. What happened to you?

Leni

[in Italian] Abbiamo scalato il vulcano e raggiuta la cima, poi il vulcano fato. BOOM!

You climbed the volcano and reached the top before it went BOOM?!

Lynn Sr.

Oh, it boomed, lady. It BOOMED!

And you still tried to get my stone?

We had it too, but then it broke. Freak chest bump accident. It was nobody'z fault.