Amber quotes from The Loud House

[arriving at Gus'] I don't need spells! The Rustman is oozing with charm. [quickly runs inside and approaches Amber, who's waiting] Amber, hey! Sorry I'm late.

What happened to your clothes?

Nothing. I'm rocking the destroyed look. It's super trendy right now. [pulls out a chair] Shall we sit?

Oh, thank you. [begins to sit down, but a wisp flies into the chair's legs and slides it away, causing her to land on the ground]

Oh, my gosh! That wasn't me! [looks over and sees Morpheus sitting at a booth]

Morpheus

[cackles] This can all end if you just give me your hair. [takes out a razor and grins deviously]

[tries to place his hair back on his head, disgruntled over all the trouble he went through for nothing] Ugh, I am done with spells. [hurries over to Amber, now free from Morpheus' spell while trying to get out of the claw machine] So where were we, my precious Amber stone?

[furiously] We were done! This was the worst date ever! I never want to see you again! [angrily throws a stuffed giraffe at Rusty, which hits him in the head and knocks off his hair]

Well, lost my hair and the girl, but at least I got this sweet prize! Rustman's winning!

[in unison] Dad, meet my new girlfriend.

[in unison] Mom, meet my new boyfriend.

[crossly] Rodney.

[also cross] Annette.

[confused] You guys know each other?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, believe me, I know the owner of Garb 4 Guys. The rat who spread rumors that the pants I sell cause severe chafing!

Ha, says the weasel owner of Duds for Dudes who told everybody my socks overstretch! It'll be a cold day in Haberdashery before my daughter dates your son!

Well, I'd rather spit on my spats than let my son date your daughter!

But Amber and I made plans to go to Jean Juan's on Valentine's Day!

Over my dead cufflinks!