A character in The Loud House
Lincoln
The Loud House · 632 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Loud House: in 227 of its 632 quotes
Most scenes with: Lori (46), Lynn (40), Lynn Sr (38)
It's finally here! The live season finale of the greatest show ever! All right, I know you're probably saying to yourself, 'Lincoln, with ten sisters, there's no way you're going to get to watch your favorite show.' And, you'd be right. Every Sunday at 8, it's the same thing. But tonight, I have a plan.
[Lincoln is having breakfast, and Team Beach starts making some modifications to the I Screamer by spinning it and pushing it too fast]
Guys! Guys! Too fast! Too fast, guys! Guys, too fast! I'M GONNA HURL!
[Team Beach gets out of the way and Lincoln pukes and vomits under the table. Team Tippy arrive through the doorway]
Word of advice. Blowing chunks does not make me want to vote for Dairyland!
Ah, road trips. That beloved tradition of families everywhere. Tomorrow, the Loud family is going on a trip of our own. Sounds fun, right? Not with thirteen of us packed into the family wagon. Or, as we affectionately call it, Vanzilla.
Ronnie Anne, wait! There's something I've gotta say. Can I have everyone's attention, please? I've said some pretty horrible things about a girl who deserves a lot better. Ronnie Anne, you're really cool, and funny, and I've had an awesome time hanging out with you tonight. But as my sister Lori once told me, actions speak louder than words. So, instead of telling you how great I think you are, well... [Lincoln pulls Ronnie Anne onto the podium and kisses her on the lips]
[A box of whoopee cushions fall onto Lincoln]
AAH! HE'S GOT MY SISTERS' COLONS AND THEY'RE STILL FARTING!
[Peanuts style music plays as Lincoln charges at the football, but Lucy pulls it away and he lands on his back just like in the comics]
ARGH!
"Guys, you're not gonna believe this." [He is talking to his sisters and parents about the reading contest at the library] "The library is having a contest. We could win the entire night at Spunk E. Pigeon's!"
Alright, which one of you vultures swiped one of my mac 'n' cheese bites?
(Luan has some steak on her face, hoping that it’ll get rid of her pimple.)
Rip Hardcore says that frozen meat reduces swelling for bug bites, so maybe it works for pimples, too.
(Charles comes on the scene and smells the steak, looking for a tasty treat.)
No, Charles! That’s not for you!
(But Charles completely ignores his owner, and chases Luan from left to right, until she trips over the chair, making the steak come off. The dog eats the steak, and Luan’s blemish is still there.)
[to the viewers] Things are getting crazy around the Loud House this morning. It's my sister Lori's 18th birthday, my sister Leni's 17th birthday, my sister Luna's 16th birthday, my sister Luan's 15th birthday, my sister Lynn's 14th birthday, my sister Lisa's 5th birthday, my sister Lily's 2nd birthday, my friend Clyde's 12th birthday, Mr. and Mr. McBride's birthdays, Bobby's 18th birthday, Principal Huggins' birthday, Cheryl's birthday, Miss Allegra's birthday, Liam's 12th birthday, Rusty's 12th birthday, Stella's 12th birthday, Zach's 12th birthday, Girl Jordan's 12th birthday, and the moment I've been waiting for Mrs. Bernardo's birthday.
Video game tournament.
And even though you're not with us every day, you're always gonna be part of a family.
[pulling up Luan's comedy blog on the computer, showing Lynn the user's comments] Check out these comments on Luan's comedy blog. This user, You're_Not_Funny_123, writes a lot. "Not funny", thumbs-down emoji, "noot fubby"… I think they meant to write "not funny" again. But you get the idea.
[Lynn takes out her notepad to write down her notes]
[After the Loud siblings worked together to clean up the living room from their fighting while moving the furniture outside the front yard…]
We did it! All we gotta do now is bring the furniture back in. [cut to them outside the front yard, but the furniture suddenly disappears] Uh, guys, where's the furniture?!
[to the viewers] Whenever Patchy declares it a Packing Day, Lynn goes full beast mode. She lurks outside waiting to hunt us down and pummel us with snowballs! No one is safe. She's the reason the house slants.
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