Coach Keck quotes from The Loud House

[after Andre trips and falls from the bleachers] You okay, Andre?

No worries. The buns broke my fall. Anyhow, great game! I've been watching you play all season, and I can tell you have star power. Which is why, on behalf of the Burpin' Burger, I like to offer you a sponsorship! If you promote our fine establishment and wear our logo, you'll be a BB VIP! [Lynn reacts in confusion] Uh, it means you'll get free burgers.

In that case, count me in!

Stop by the restaurant later to get a taste of the VIP treatment.

[approaches him, covered in mustard] I believe this gherkin is yours, and this mustard.

Ha, ha! Enough for everyone!

Yeah!

Sponsorship rules!

[pressing up against her chest] I have heartburn… in the best way!

[to Lynn] You're very lucky. I wish I could eat here for free anytime I wanted to.

Maybe you can eat here for free. I mean, you're all star players, too.

Here's your free VIP cookie dough milkshake, with extra chocolate and caramel sauce. [adds the sauce to Lynn's milkshake]

[licks her milkshake and suddenly burps out fire] That's spicy mustard.

I really must label these.

[scrubbing herself with a loofah, still purple] Okay, folks, circle up. For anyone keeping count, this is my ninth loofah and I'm still purple, which is unfortunate because this game is televised and my mom's in the stands.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! That purple gal's my daughter! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

So, do me a favor and save me any further embarrassment by playing your hearts out and winning this championship!

[approaches Lynn, for the first time not wearing the burger costume, but rather carrying it] Lynn! Good luck out there. I brought you the Burpin' Burger suit to wear during the big game. [plops the burger costume on her]

Seriously?! But I'm already wearing the logo.

The logo's fine for regular games, but this is the championship game, which starts tp mean more eyes are on you, which starts to mean it's a huge PR opportunity for the Burpin' Burger. So if you wanna keep those perks, you'll just wear the buns. It's in your contract.

Okay, everyone, pop quiz time! [Lincoln and all the other students groan] Everyone except Loud. You already got an A for this semester! That was some movie. Let's go hang in the teacher's lounge and swap broken bone stories, huh?

Okay!

Today, we're running sprints, a lot of 'em. [The students all groan] The puke cans in this corner, except Loud. He's practically a pro athlete. You can chill in my coach cave and enjoy the talents of my masseuse, Hans.

Thanks, but I'll just read comics.