Leni quotes from The Loud House

Leni

She wasn't really me. I'm sorry, you guys. It did feel good to get what I wanted, but it felt even better to give other people what they wanted.

Leni

Where should we grab food today?

Leni

No. We're all totes excited that you're here. It's just that...

Leni

It's OK, Lori. We'll get Vanzilla out of the mud.

Leni

Group hug!

Leni

But this is the freeway! Mr B, how about a little more practice on the side street?

Leni

Can I close my eyes for this part?

Leni

Aww. I broke my sunglasses.

Leni

Great work, Prom-Com! Everything looks amaze! We're just gonna give our classmates a night to remember!

Leni

Like...

Leni, quick! [enters the other room; panting] French Terry has just started to dye!

Leni

Oh, no, not French Terry! Wait, do I know French Terry? I know Terry from the mall, but--

[splashes water in her face] Pull yourself together! Don't you understand?! There has been a real place straight for crime of fashion before, and the culprit hit everyone in the house! [drags Leni downstairs to the living room and find the other people's own favorite family's laundry has been dyed orange, grabs an orange dress] Look at this French terry gown from the Little Miss Spa Day Pageant!

And my home jersey! For some reason, I like to play this game for tonight!

Luan

We've just had a dye-re situation on our hands, but I know who did it. [takes out a chores list and shows it to everyone]

AH! No! It wasn't me!

Says the other fellow in the colorful polo. TAKE HIM TO THE SLAMMER!

[as Lana drags him to cushion jail] I'm innocent! Leni, you're the clothing expert! You need to help me!

Leni

[trying to watch everything from the dining room; narrating] I don't know if I was feeling soft, or if it was becoming the other look in that poor sap's own eyes, but something about the other situation smelling fishy.

Leni, I couldn't turn everyone's clothes colorful! I never took my shirt off today!

Leni

It ain't feeling good for you, kid, but I've just gotten a hunch it wasn't you feeling zesty with the laundry. Now, just please walk me through your favorite day.

It started out great! At breakfast, I cracked a joke funny, milk shot out of Lana's nose. [flashback to breakfast] Baa-nana! [Lana snorts milk out of her nose, finding the joke hilarious; cut to him later rummaging through the fridge and takes out a meatball sub to eat; narrating] Around 11:00, I grabbed myself a light snack from the fridge. [cut to him in the basement] Then at noon, I did the laundry. [tries to empty the white load into the washer] After I threw in the white load, I got… distracted. [his gut rumbles and frantically rushes upstairs; end of flashback] Let's just say that the soggy meatball subs aren't as light as I thought.

Leni

[taking notes] Exactly how long were you upstairs?

Hmm… between 12:00 and 12:30.

Leni

Can you confirm your alibi?

Not sure. The house was really very empty. The other people around were Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts.

Leni

Hmm…

Leni

Thank you folks for coming. After much investigating, I've just figured out that Lincoln is innocent. It was Lynn! And Luan! And Mr. Coconuts!

[gasps] You can't prove nothing!

Leni

Of course I can! [flashback to Lincoln doing his laundry duty when his stomach rumbles and rushes upstairs, out of the basement] Lincoln left the laundry room between 12:00 and 12:30 while the whites were washing, and when he did, the trio made their move. [Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts enter the basement, smirking slyly] First, Luan tossed her yellow socks in the wash! But peach socks alone couldn't dye the laundry peach. That's when Lynn threw in her red jersey! [Luan adds her yellow socks in the wash and Lynn adds her red jersey and presses "start" to turn on the wash; the whites dye peach as the clothes mix] And while all of this was going on, Mr. C. was acting as a lookout.

[not seeing the problem] That story don't seem to make a lint of sense!

Leni

Sure it does, and I've just had proof. [takes out coconut-scented detergent, and the other family gasps] When I interviewed Luan, I caught a whiff of something sweet. At first, I thought it was her coconut pie until I interviewed Lynn, whose jersey smelled exactly the same. Once I found the detergent, [pours some in the cap, and smells it] it all made sense.

[sniffs Lynn's jersey and Luan's socks] She's wright. They smell the same!

But why?! Why did you do it?!

Luan

Oh, Lincoln, isn't it obvious? [flashback to breakfast; voice-over] At breakfast, this morning, you totally snagged my gag! Hey, folks! What's a sheep's favorite fruit?

Baa-nana!

[voice-over] And I had a soak in it!

[voice-over to when she entered the kitchen and finds Lincoln eating her meatball sub, much to her anger] And then later, you ate my spicy meatball sub, which I was saving for my pre-game protein boost!

[voice-over] You stung us good, kid, so we came up with a plan for revenge.

Luan

We're sorry. We just got back at Lincoln for framing him. It was an awful idea, but we'll just replace everyone's clothes. Promise!

Enough with the sob story. Lana, take them to the slammer!

Rita

Or, instead, we put them on laundry duty for the next month.

Lynn Sr.

Works for me.

I'm on board with that.

And we'll just get Lincoln something, too. How's a limited edition David Steele comic sound? [playfully elbows him] Eh?

"What is happening?"

Lori

"When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing: she likes you!"

"AAH!!!"

"That's ridiculous! She shoved a sandwich down my pants! I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days!"

"Awwwwww!!!"

Leni

"So romantic..."

Lori

"That's a classic."

"You guys are nuts! She hates me! I'm gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind!"

Lori

"You need to give her a piece of your heart instead."

"What?!"

Leni

"I think he needs to kiss her."

"WHAT?!"

"Go get her, romeo."

Lori

"You so got this, little bro."

"Aw, our little Lincoln!"

"All grown up."

Leni

"All the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are ALL the rage right now."

"Awwwwww!!!"

"Ooh!"